Funny words beginning with H

A Harrison - A code name for a boy when you don't want anyone else to know who you're talking about

H.A.R.F - Half Ass Retarded F**ker

H.B.S - Hungry Bum Syndrome, when your arse eats your knickers

H.H - Holy Hell

H2Hoe - Group of think-their-too-nice girls who should be locked in a tower and drowned!

Habberplabb - Exclamation of frustration

Habberplabb - Exclamation of frustration

Hack/Hacking - When your trying to figure something out.

Hacky - Happy and wacky

Haddock Pasty - A Lady's 'Axe Wound' with special reference to it's odour.

HAG - Hot Ass Girl

Hag Nipple - A person with screwed up nipples

Haggard - Messed up or incredibly cool

Haha...Good one, me neither. - When you say something that doesn't make sense, say this phrase to change the subject.

Haints - Scary homeless person

hair gremlin - Getting a haircut / haircutter

Hairy Pairy Quite Contrairy - A bald person

Hairyolas - The remarkable (and dick-shriveling) feature of hair around the pigmented area around a woman's nipples

Halfwit - Not right in the head

Ham Wallet - Another word for a vagina

Hamburger - The arrangement of one's tesicles and shaft so it takes on the apparence of a hamburger

Hamburgler - Someone who prefers fattys for sex

Hamflap - A flappy vagina

Hammed - Drunk to the point you're hilarious

Hammered - Really wasted, drunk

Hamokash - Help

Hams - Man Boobs

Hand-to-Gland Combat - A vigorous masturbation session.

Handitard - To be so retarded, it handicaps your ability to function

Handsome - One who masturbates a lot or masturbation (like twosome, threesome, foursome...)

Hangaburger - Another word for hamburger

Hank Marvin - Said when you are really hungry (starving)

Happy Vest - Straight jacket to a crazy person

Haquioktaha - A noise you make whilst mimicing a pig

Hard Glass - A promise that will not be broken

Haregu - Sexy girl

Harmon - To undress another man with your eyes, or to radiate extreme gayness

Harpoon Lounge - To say when leaving a place

Harry monk - Another term for gentlemans relish

Hasbian - A woman that used to be gay

Hatchet wound - Camel toe

Hawaiian Hot Box - To smoke weed in a bathroom while running hot water from the shower

He-Bitch Man-Whore - Male Prostitute

He-bitch-man-slap - An incredibly camp man's slap, or used as a threat ie "Don't make me He-bitch-man-slap you!"

He-she-man-bitch - You don't know if someone looks like a man or a woman

Head - The name you call a person who is being their dorky selves and its a greeting. Like for example: "Hey, how are you doing head?"

Head! - Funny shaped Head

Headuparseitis - Someone suffering from this disease is said to have their own head that far up their own arse that it must be permenant.

Healthy - A really good looking person whos not overweight or underweight and sexy!!

Heart - Someone who never gives up and tries really hard ie "What a heart!"

Heavy-Duty Judy - A fat woman-hence, heavy duty

Heblew - Gay jewish language

Heebler - A person doing strange things all alone in the dark

Heffa - Someone who is faaatttt!!!!!!

Heffer - Really fat girl or a pregnant cow

Heinshit - Ugly

Helium Heels - Someone whose legs go up easily...

Hella - Super, a vastly large amount. ex. That hella sucks

Helladank/Hellatight - Supremely awesome or cool like cheeseburgers to a fat guy.

Hellbaby - Hot girl

Helmet for your little astronaut - A condom

Hench - Big. ie "That gold chain is hench!"

Henry - As in Henry the eighth, 'I picked up a henry tonight'

Herb - Someone who is so outrageously out of style with whatever is normal. ex. a room of goths, a hippie. the 'herb' would be the hippie.

Herchan - Lots of many/plural

Here's your sign! - When someone does or says something completely stupid, this is the reply you should come up with. Inspired by the Travis Tritt song of the same name.

Hermaphroditishlike - Describing something extremely gay or lebionic: eg. "Those stupid telemarketers are hermaphroditishlike"

Hermtarded - Half retarded, half hermafrodite

Hero Sandwich - A Giant Idiot

Herpaganaciphilitis - Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis

Herpaghonasyphilitis - A combination of Sexually Transmitted Diseases; One Dirty Ho

Hershey Squirts - When you fart so hard sh*t comes out

Hershey-squirt - It means you have got crap in your pants

Hev - Heavenly

Hexleflux - A state of confusion- i.e- "I'm in a hexleflux"

Heyss - Safe - respect - cheers!!!!

HFFA - Hot From Far Away

hibida-jibida - When you bust ass on a trampoline and then you fly up in the air and hibida-jibida is the word you scream when you're in the air shouting uncontrolably

Hicklypups - hiccups

Hid - Hideous

High owl-itution of the Oztuhpeedious - Upset Stomache

Hilare - Abbreviated "hilarious"

Himglish - Man speech

Hinkydinky - A Penis

Hip to the Jive - Anything that you find cool or awesome

Hipples - Hairy nipples.

Hippocrocadillopig - The lowest score in the order of rating girls.

Hippodogacrocomooseapig - FUGLY ol chav slapper

Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliophobia - Fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - The fear of long words.

Hispanisize - To think lusty thoughts about hot Latinas

Hissilicious - Great, fun to be with. My 5yr old came up with it!!

Hit and Miss - The act of going to urinate or piss

Hizzle Mc Fizzle - Nose

Ho Butt - dirty person (usually sporting a mutlet) and is going nowhere in life

Hoares Bath - To only wash your face, armpits and vagina

Hoarkin' the Swazy - To do with oral

Hoax Poke - To air f**k something

Hoba - Female hobo

Hobbledehoy - The awkward stage between a boy and a man.

Hoblab Cockian - Used when a man says the wrong thing at the wrong time making him a d**k head

Hoburger - An unclean girls privates

Hoe - The cheaper alternative to going on a date

Hoebag - An unattractive prostitute

Hoebag - Prostitute

Hoedown - In the hood it means your sister is dead

Hog Roast - Fat girls who think they are dead sexy

Hoga - Weird!

Hogo - A stink. Use it as "What a hogo..." (Actual word that rarely anyone uses anymore)

Hogwarts - An STD you develope from watching too much Harry Potter

Hogwash - Nonsense

Hoikenschlager! - Geez! Oh my God!

Hojax - To punk someone, or to punk yourself

Holacalhatchi - Holy cow

Holla! - Used as a "ghetto" term, meaning "indeed", or "yes, i agree!"

Holler - "Usually said to member of opposite sex as in, "Hey baby, I just want to holler at you." Meant as term of endearment....it's like saying "Hey cutie, I want to get with you."

Hollow Wood - No Brains

Holocaust Child - Someone who is so skinny you can see their bones

Holy Guacamole - When you are shocked say it

Holy Sh*t Premiere Package - The best ever

Holy shark bandanas - Holy sh*t!

Holy Shiz Nips! - Holy crap!

Holy Testicle Tuesday - Say that when you see something messed up or off the wall or someone really ugly

Holybejoinkers - It means Cool, or awsome, or anything you want it to

Homanahow - To fully appreciate something. for example: "omanahow this cookie is delicious"

Home-made Hotdogs - Putting your weiner in a woman's buns

Home-skillet - Cool person

Home-Slice - A really bad gangsta word for a person

Homeslice - A really lame homie, friend

Homeslice - A good mate. e.g. "Ma homeslices were hanging at my house!"

Homophonic - Original a term a music. As you can guess this version means someone or something that sounds gay.

Honk - To throw up.

Honk - When you see something really disgusting and it makes you want to be sick you say, 'it made me Honk'

Hoo Tang - A Tang Party

Hoo-rah Henry's and Their Unicorns - Those annoying upper-class t**ts who parade around in Mercs and laugh about how rich they are- and you aren't. They have unicorns because they're sooooo much special-er than us mere mortals. Bastards.

Hoochie - A sluty girl or a whore

Hood Rat - Ghetto girl

Hoodrat - A townie or lower person, commonly spotted sporting a hooded top.

Hoofy Gid - A girl or Woman kissing other girls or Women

Hooley - A real boring person!!

Hooper - A very hot woman

Hoopti - A ghetto or broke-down car

Hooshavitsa - It is alternative way of cussing in a different language

Hooty Scream! - A very funny funny Person

Hoover girl - Someone who sucks hard!

Hopspankula - The tiny heart attack you get when you slip on ice...

Horizontal Polka - Sex

Hornswaggle - To confuse someone. Bamboozle.

Horrendufied - Adjective to describe how drunk someone is (eg "he was horrendufied last night")

Hosible - Hospital

Hoss - Cowboy Slang: Hoss can be used to replace words such as dude, man, buddy, bro, etc.

Hot box - To smoke weed in a van and get everyone high off the second hand smoke

Hot Carl - To take a dump on one's mouth/face/forehead.

Hot Rodney - Getting head from a girl while taking a sh*t at the same time

Hotbox - F*#kin hot chick

Hotdog - To insult, speaking low of

Hotdog - You say it when you want to change the subject randomly

Hovis - Someone that is fat and has rolls

Hovised - When someone has a head shaped like a loaf of bread.

How's your father? - Refers to the state of your penis as it is the father of your children

How she doobie???? - A phrase used to greet another - in replacement of "Hi, how are you?"!

Hoxinated - Hot and you know it

Hublahjenkins - To shout out when you are extremely happy, random, or pissed off. Is for the main use of happy and randomness. Is the awesomest crazed word around!

Hudubuwah? - Pronounced "Huh-duh-buh-wah?" Response when someone says something confusing and strange.

Huffer Crocker Moose - An expression used by me and my dad to describe fat, ugly women

Huffer Moose - An expression used by me and my dad to describe fat women

Huggum - Dried up blood in your nose

Hulabaloo - Noisy

Humanoid - Someone who is not existing or answering you. Example: if you text someone and they dont respond like they usualy do, you respond "Humanoid..."

Humm-Ding-In - Really Smelly Individual

Humpadge - Same as 'Knobadge' but with the girl on top

Humpologist - One who majored in the study of humping

Humvintage - Old fashioned, German, sexual intercourse.

Hunda - Stupid. eg. 'he was being all hunda' or if someone had a stupid idea and you wanted them to stop explaining it to you, you would shout "HUNDA HUNDA!"

Hunga Punga - Getting done up the arse by a 6 foot black man (The '6 foot' isnt his height)

Hungry humper - A fat nimphomaniac

Hungry Pants - A constant wedgie where it looks like your ass is trying to eat your pants

Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo - Wow!

Hurtin' for a Squirtin' - A slut who is desperate to get laid

Husamoboba - Its kinda like when your annoied because no one will listen to you, you say really loud "HUSAMOBOBA" and they usually go quite. HUS-A-MO-BO-BAY

Hutchnelpsnot - A fat chick who wears her clothes way too tight

Hwunnie - Another word for something going badly e.g "you have had a hwunnie"

Hymnglu - Phone

Hypocolozerflozer - A person below all other people(hypo) who hangs out with some lozers (colozer) who is a lozer himself (flozer)

The horizontal vomit fountain - To lay on your back and chunder everywhere