Funny words beginning with F

42 - Answer to any question of which you dont know the answer

F*ckMcMuffin! - A funnier and much more random term to use than just "F*ck!"

F-U-B - A fat, ugly beast. can also be said as "fubber." i.e. Lucy is a total FUB/fubber!"

F.A.B - Fat Arsed Boy - for a teacher to use when describing a child to other teachers without the child knowing

F.A.O - To Fake An Orgasm

F.B.A - Fat Bitch Alert. When you see someone fat just yell FBA!

F.B.I - Fat Boys Inc.

F.B.I - Female Body Inspector

F.F.P - 'First Fatal Piss' - the first piss u take when out on da lash n the rest of the nit is spent in the bog

F.I.S.H - Fit Intelligent Sexy Human

F.I.S.S - F.I.S.S stands for F*cking Itchy Scrot Syndrome. A syndrome where the victims testicular region becomes inflammed and rather irritable, causing discomfort. Can be used like the following: "Oh man I got fiss so bad, it's itching like hell."

F.L - Forever Life

F.M.B.'s - F**k Me Boots

F.M.F - Fine Mother F*cker

F.N.P. - F**king Near Perfect.

F.T.W - F*ck The What , an expression of just going totally insane

F.T.W - For The Win. When something is so good it beats all

F.U.P.A. - Fat Upper Pelvic Region (usually for girls p***ies )

Fa shizzle - Fur rizzle - For sure - For real

Fabadabadosy - GREAT!!

Fabalabaloscious - Brilliant, amazing and all round cool

Fabilush - It is to describe or compliment someone or something

Fabtabulous - As good as it gets. perfection.

Fabulousology - The study of all things Fabulous and Glamourous

Fack - General curse - Cleaner version of f*ck

Faded - To get a haircut

Faded - Pretty f*cked up, but not beligerant. "I'm so faded"

Faded - Getting drunk

Fadge - Lady parts

Fadge-cheese - Someone who is acting like a complete fanny and stinks at something (generally use on friends)

Fafo - Extremely beautiful individual

FAG - Fat Arse Girl

Fag master - Real real real gay person

Fag-hag - A lady who hangs round with gays

Faga - A hoe

Fagalicios - synonym for fagtacular

Fagbag - Faggot

Faggie Milts - Another way of saying "oh sh*t"

Faggoty-Anne - An insult

Fagtacular - being of or acting like a fag. Used because fag is a pronoun but not an adjective (i.e. thats fagtacular)

Fagtard - A person that is being so dumb they're worse than a fag and a retard together

Fagtardite - A mixture of a faggot, a retard, and a transvestite

Fagwash - No Idea what it means, say it in pure frustration. probably a fusion of several rude words

Fahtoosh - You fat ass

Fail cake - Someone that fails

Fajit - An un-gay faggot used as a harmless insult

Fall down the stairs but don't hurt yourself - It's a nice way of cussin someone

Faludicator - A name for a random part of a car or piece of machinery. Used to sound like you know what you are talking about but don't.

Famit - A very cheesey fart

Famn Dly - (Damn Fly) Used by my swim team when some one finds out they must swim butterfly but dont want to be scolded by parents and coaches

Fanackapanning Doylums - Idiot

FanDan - another word for being an idiot

Fang - Usually means going fast as in they were fangin' along but can be used anywhere as in "fang us one of those" or "did ya fang that outta your ass?"

Fanglemcmangledandrum - Really, really undescribably wasted

Fanny Batter - The excretion of the viginal area which is rather disgusting... e.g. 'Ah hud tae wipe ma fanny batter o'n the curtains afore e'd shag us!' (Scots Dialect)

Fantabulous - Incredibly amazingly fantastic and fabulous!

Fantabulous - Far better than fantastic or fabulous, but has the effect of both without sounding ghey <>

Fantallitistic - So awesome that fantastic just doesn't cover it

Fantasmagorical - Something so awesome, it simply denies any other description.

Fantastamoosie - Fantastic, brilliant, terrific

Fantastical - The best out of everything else

Fantiddlyastic - Supremely fantastic. Add "iddly" to any word to make it awesome

Fantistic - A really fabulous, smart person

Fanwat - A coloquial insult, an amalgamation of fanny and twat

Fap - To fart and poop at the same time

Fart knocker - Homosexual

Fart Pocket - The area in which a fart was released and the stink will therein preside ex. "Jeez i was at Wal-Mart the other day and i walked through a rancid fart pocket"

Fartknocker - Dumbass

Fartleberry - A crusty piece of poo left on your bum cheek after wiping

Fartracious - The odor of a fart or other noxious gas or similar foulness measured in levels of putridity on the Fartraciousness Scale. 1= eww, 10 = My eyes are bleeding!

Farty McFart-Stains - Someone who leaves evidence on their undies after a fart

Fat ghandi - Go for a big sh*t

Faunching at the bit - Eager to get going, nervous

Fausty - See "Rank". Typically of smell, but can be used in a variety of circumstances. Something is fausty when the smell gets right up your nose and pollutes the brain. ex. "Whew! That's some fausty bilge water!"

Feck - Irish slang for the F word. Said in a bitter irish tone makes it all the funnier

Fectic - F**king hectic

Feebert - Funny

Feedish - somthing that is either just dumb or wants to be somthing of the other sex.

Feeflenokka - Bad breath

Feek - French Kiss Someom

Feen - Sexy Looking Dude

Feijing - 1) The little line around an object in film/TV that has been cut out and placed on a different background 2) bad editing

Felicianess - Extreme Happiness!

Fent - A moron, idiot, etc.

Fern - That is one good-looking girl

Ferndip - An unexplained piece of fuzz appearing on clothes, floor

Fernert Beart - An exclamation used to express happiness and/or excitment

Ferrell - A person brought up on the outback. A tramp. Somebody that uses body fluids as hair gel.

Ferret - A cute term for an idiot in a real sweet way

Ferret Dave - A stranger in a pub who joins your conversation and buys the booze

Fersurely - When you are really sure about something

Fester - To be lazy/nap, lay around

Festering Hatchet Wound - A Vagina

Fetch - Ugly, Stupid, Creepy

Fetcher - A useful diss akin to a 'git'

FeTeHompANo - The category name for all sexual postiions

Fetish Farmer - A randy farmer who likes fetish clothes, www.fetishfarmer.com

Fezaw - A very big butt

Fick Dich - German for F*ck yourself

Fifteh - A guy who reckon's his a rapper but he is really white

Figgadilme - You feel me?

Figgit - Another use for faggot, when someone pisses you off.

Figjam - F**ck i'm good just ask me

FILF - Pronounced "filth":- Friend I'd like to F**k

Fillarious - What you say when something is funny and hillarious

Filter Off! - Say when you're in a public place, and someone made an innuendo and you want people to know that you turned it perverted

Finding Nemo - Masturbating

Findlesern - Someone with a triple chin.. ie "Dude, check out her findlesern"

Fink - Used when something bad happens, like shoot!

Finnah - A more polite word than "F**k"

Finter - The time between Fall and Winter - very very little snow, still warm, getting cold-but not cold enough to wear a winter jacket. - I hate Finter (also known as Fautom)

Fire Crotch - A Slut

Fire hose - When you have very unpleasent runs and it comes out in splashes and tends to be very hot

Fish - Used in place of "f*ck" when parents, teachers etc. are around

Fish Monger - Lesbian

Fisherman's Basket - A smelly, crab infested, prostitute

Fishfinger - When your finger smells of fish ;)

Fishstick - An ugly smelly b**ch

Fitch - A Fat Bitch

Fittershitters - When something falls apart.

Five-head - Someone with a forehead that is just way too big to only be referred to with the number 4.

Fizzy feet - Pins and needles

Fizzy good - Magic hangover curing tablets

Flabadooby - Good/awesome e.g: 'Man thats so flabadooby'

Flabble - Skin that wibbles and hits you in the face.

Flabergast - To let out a mean one. I mean one that's wet and smells like total chaos

Fladge - eg 'You big fladge face'. Unknown meaning, but gets the point across

Fladingo Bag - Extremely gay/Justin Bieber/Jonas Brothers

Flaggin - Stupid or dumb

Flajo - Fart

Flakey - ugly

Flalala - Vagina

Flamdozeld - Really weird like you don't know what it is

Flame'r - A raging male homosexual

Flamer - An obviously gay person

Flaming Fruitcake - I think it means a gay guy. I have no idea how the whole fruitcake thing works into there... but dudes at our school sayit all the time and it's random and funny.

Flange - While Flange sonds rude it is actually While Flange sonds rude it is actualy "a protective rim". Use it as you see fit"

Flange - Complete codswollop

Flange Ache - The feeling you get when you see someone truly gorgeous eg "he is so cute, he gives me flange ache!"

Flangerific-Testifacationalism - Just a random but cool sounding word (make up ur own meaning)

Flapper - When your dick is half hard

Flaps - Any anonymous person you don't know or remember their name

Flargantuous - Relating to an elephant

Flargen - Means "RAAWR"

Flat top - A persons fringe what sticks out in front of their head

Flatchette - A small fart

Flausious - To relax and lay about in a barely conscious state. Cats are often flausious.

Flawless Victory - When you take a dump and you go to wipe yourself but the paper is totally clean. Makes your day!

Fleedledeedle - Some random word that I made up!

Flerp - An expression of surprise/disgust/horror

Fleuter - Something you call somebody when they've done something stupid

Flibber-dee-jibber! - Exclamation of anger or frustration

Flibbertygibbet - Ditsy girl

Flibertyjibbit - Someone who`s a bit dizzy!!!

Flicker - Remote Control

Flikerbox changer - Yet another word for the remote control

Flim - Anything you want it to be. (The more M's the better)

Flim Flam - Dane Cook used it on jay leno and it means when you are a waiter and a customer tries to pull a "fast one" on you

FlimFlam - Womens parts

Flip Mole - A way of saying you are the winner

Flip-flop - Laptop Computer

Flip-slip - Somethinhg you do that you didn't mean to that ends up looking really cool

Flipper-Flapper - T.V remote

Flippity Jibbet - In replacement of swearing. eg "flippity jibbet, I managed to f*** up"

Fliptarded - A non-rude way to say retarded

Flobberknocker - A weird lame person :D

Flobbyjobby - A bendy poo

Flocculent - Fluffy, Wool like. Ex: that muff is very flocculent

Flockynockyhilifilification - Moron

Flodding the pool - When you pee everywhere around the toilet

Floggerhythm - Beat with a stick to a beat

Flogging On - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.

Flogging the Dolphin - Jacking off

Floidage - To act like a floid. To have fun in an weird, outrageous and individual way

Floop - arn it all!!!

Flowage - Anything that moves, ie: wind

Flubnugget - Fat person

Flufe - Lady's naughty bits

Fluff - A replacement for F*ck... much more original if you ask me =P

Fluff - To fart...

Fluff - A fart that sounds like deflating a pool float.

Fluffer - Someone who gets guys hard for pornos

Fluffy - Another word for fart

Fluflab - Man flu

Flumbo - Awesome

FlumpaDumped - Dumped

Flumpet - A vagina

Flumpigitalia - Flappy like, piggish, unuseable genitles.

Flumpy pig skin - Nasty, dispicable, used up vagina.

Flunkie - A way to say f**k in front of teachers/parents

Flurrrp - Funny word to say when it is easier to confuse people than explain things

Flying Start - To wake up in the morning with an erection (also the name of a breakfast meal at Morrisons )

Fo'shizzle - For sure

Fo Shizzle - The meaning of this word is actually quite simple: it means "for sure". It is commonly used in the recent times of this new age...Example: "Hey, check out this awesome site, are you gonna submit a word?" (response): "FO SHIZZLE!"

Foakleys - Fake oakleys. Chavvy merchandise that is usually owned by chavs of the chav genre. e.g fake burrbery is furrbery not to be mistaken by the horrifically offending childrens toy furrby.

Focka - "An abundance of something. Used synonomously with "really" or "very". I was focka frustrated"

Foescraptic - People you hate and love at the same time

Fogie - Somebody who is very old and gross

Food - To eat eg. "Lets go food" (also can be used for i fooded her out)

Food Magnet - Fat person who loves food

Foodgasm - When your food is so good it's like "A Party In Your Mouth"

Foofoo - Lady Place

Fooger Hole - A hole like a gopher hole that goes nowhere, usually found in a field. When a person steps/trips in said hole they will be promptly names a fooger.

Foogle-Doogle - Making a mistake

Foon - The difference between a fork and a spork

Foopa - The fat below your belly button, also called a Muffin Top

Foot - Another, stupider, word for legend

Footard - Retard

Fop - A boy who is worried about his looks and is most likely gay

For Crease - For sh*ts and giggles!!

For-Life - Stunner For Life (sarcasm)

Ford - First On Race Day

Forferd - Dang it

Fornitard - Someone who is crap at sex

Fort-fad - When you Roleplay but suck at it

Fourty-Seven - Another word for a retard. They have 47 chromosomes.

Fowie - Toasted sandwich

Frag - The F-bomb: org. from Vietnam era soldiers returning home loosely based on what happens to anything caught within the blast radius of a Fragmentation Grenade. Brought back with the SciFi miniseries Galactica.

Frages - For ages

Frantastic - Th new and improved word for fantastic!

Frawsomeday - Awesome Friday

Fray Bentos - Synonymous with cool, awesome. Etymology: it is also the name of the best selling corned beef in Brazil.

Frazzelvac - To die

Freakables - Say it when you're fed up.

Freaktard - Someone Who's a Freak and is a Retard

Freckle Frackle - When someone with many freckles wants to have sex. For example, "You wanna freckle frackle?"

Fred - A really ugly guy, also if you see an ugly guy with a hot girl you say 'Hey its Fred and Betty'

Fred West - Like May West but worse - "Its not the Fred West"

Free bird - Taking a sh*t without wiping

Fricken - Slang for fucking so nobody stares at you if your parents are around.

Friderday - A Friday that extends into Saturday.

Fridge - Cold as, never been touched

Fridget - Any woman unwilling to get with you, or will not give you anything you desire (sexually)

Fridiot - A fricken idiot

Frig - The F Bomb: From England usually uttered as "Friggin' ay"

Frigmarole - Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.

Frin-Fron - A fake person who thinks they know everything and doesn't know sh**

Fritata - Code for retard

Frizzled - Faded / High as f**k

Frog - A terribly misshapen vagina.

Frolaise - Blond Afro

Frompambobulator - A machine that does absolutely nothing of use, but looks very cool.

Fromunda Cheese - Homemade cheese "from under" the Nuts. (testicles)

Front bum - Genital region of both male and female

Froogle - Nickname for a Wally

Froot Loop - A mad person

Frou- Frou - All thing wonderful and fun. Or style of skirt.

Frozenstool - When you pee in the snow but it freezes and sticks to your cock.

Fruck - An offspring from parent f#@k and prick; a toned down swear word with attitude.

Frugs - Used in the same way as drugs, frugs are the high a person gets from licking a poisonous frog

Fruit - Fairy-like, when talking about guys....loose wrists and pink shirts etc

Fruit Cake - Nerd; epic failure

Fruit loaf - Gay Boy, a less macho version of meatloaf

Fruitcake - An idoit

Fruiter - Idiot/daft

Fruluck - When you open a yoghurt and it splats all over you the stuff that hits you is fruluck as well as the whole experiance

FTW [For The Win] - To give approval to something [eg - My Chemical Romance are ftw]

Fuangi - The noise one makes when ones underwear is twanged extrememly painfully, causing extreme pain in the backside regions

FUBAR'd - F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition

Fubby - Chubby and funny

Fuck-wahed - Broken, usually applies to electrical stuff

FuckinFodaFishinFannyFace - Someone who is so damn ugly that this is the only word to describe them.

Fucktard - F**king retard

Fuckwitt - A person who is indescribably stupid

Fucoffe - Split it up! fFuc-offe

Fuddle - A small get together, lil party

Fudge bag - A jerk

Fudge Factory - The place in which poop is made and stored

FUDGE NIPPLES!!! - F@#K

Fudge nugget - Aw crap!!!

Fudge Tunnel - Anus

Fudgie - A little turd

Fudungle - Another way of saying the word sh*t/crap. Expression as in "Oh Fudungle!"

Fuff puff - A fart that came out really fast

Fufu - So lame

FUG - Fat Ugly Ginger

FUG - Terribly Ugly in every way

Fuggles - Extremely fat boys

Fugly - Something that is so ugly you need to put the f bomb in front of it

Fugly Troll - A very unattractive person.

Fuklett - Something you say to little F##kers

Fularious - Pronounced like fuh-larious which is fun and hilarious mixed together.

Fully - No meaning, just use it before stuff to emphasise it! It's a fully good word to use!

Fumply - Fat

Fun-sized - Some one being short

Funbags - Huge tits

Funchy - Odd. ie. It smells funchy in here. or....Dude! Thats funchy!

Funderwear - A male who has fun underwear

Funfandandytastic - Fun fantastic dandy... basically a radical time!

Fung - The sound made when removing a large cylindrical object from a small hole due to pressure buildup. Especially in sexual intercourse

Funglay - Funny

Fungleming - A funny minger/girl

Fungry - F**king hungry

Funkalicious - To be crazily cool

Funkiermonkey - A small hairy person with deadly personal hygiene probs

Funkymonkey - A small hairy person with disgusting personal hygiene

Funwilzy - Funny, wild and crazy

Fur Burgers - A lady's genitalia

Fusbal - A substitute for f**k - usefull in situtations when self-censorship is required. Also fun to say. Fusbal that!

Fuxunurmaddah - F**k you and your mother. I say it super fast so it comes out like that

fuzzy - Used for girls meaning stacked or having big knockers

Fuzzy Pickle - A penis with too much hair

Fuzzyburger - Hairy vagina

Fwafle! - An expression with a variety of emotional meanings; similar to the Spanish use of 'Ay!'