Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with u

-ular - Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as pie! Examples: "Gayular, Awesomeular, Coolular, Sweetular, or Gay-ular, Awesome-ular"

submitted by anonymous

U.D.I. - Unidentified Disco Injury - Those little bruises you find in the morning after a night out, and have no idea how you got them.

submitted by Kingjellybean.

u.E - understand English

submitted by Rosha

U.F.B - Unidentified fat bitch or Unidentified fat bastard

submitted by cozza cha

U.F.O - You f**k older people

submitted by lola

Ubar - A word used to emphasise the greatness of something. Can be used in conjunction with 'fully' i.e. Thats fully ubar!

submitted by Karl

Uber - The highest or most extreme of its kind: ubernerd; to an extreme degree: ubercool; also spelled über-

submitted by Charity

Uber - Very/big/large eg. uber cool, uber headache, uber scared, uber crap

submitted by george south

Uber Dung - Meaning any thing that is bad

submitted by gibbs

Ublah - Being in a crappy mood

submitted by donitza

Ugly Stick - An object used to hit offendingly minging people

submitted by lolly

Ugmo - A really really super duper ugly person.

submitted by Barry Whitmore

Uh-oh Oreo - A white person who wants to be black (White on the outside black on the inside).

submitted by Andy

Uhh! - (see bwah)

submitted by Erin E

Ukbar - Slut

submitted by tai

Ultra - The ultimate most extreme measure of it's kind :- ultra cool, ultra violent etc

submitted by anon

Umgunkafunk - The skidmarks at the back of a toilet bowl

submitted by xXmarklandXx

Umpa lumpa - Either a short stocky person or someone who has used too much fake tan (and looks like the guys in willy wonka's chocolate factory)

submitted by Andy Pike Gloucestershire/worcestershire :)

Umpalumpa - Chubby short girl or guy who likes to use alot of gel or wax on their hair!

submitted by anonymous

Uncle Pod - A formal greeting

submitted by jesse

Unco - To be unco-ordinated

submitted by Skippy

Undope - Used when describing something that is not cool – “dude, that is uuuuundope”

submitted by kelli xXx

Uni-bit-ony - A mixed animal of a unicorn rabbit and a pony

submitted by Kayla

Uni-lateral - A students favourite position while drunk

submitted by spode

Unibro - When guys are bffs

submitted by DONNAAAA

Union - The crotchell region

submitted by asherlaa

Uphill Gardener - A man who desires the love of another man

submitted by Danny the Fanny

Upper Deck - When you take a crap in the upper part of the toilet

submitted by Leave an Upper Deck at the next party your at!!!

Ur Catfish - Same thing as "ur mom", just more random

submitted by kelsie

Urmston - Someone who is more stupid then a blonde

submitted by i am a blonde love me xxxx

Uuuuuhhhh Buhhhhhh - It's a sound you make when someone says something really dumb

submitted by Pedra

Uwaa...? - When somebody's said something and you didn't hear, you go "Uwaa...?"

submitted by Steb - dodecahedron lol

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