Funny words beginning with M

Ass like a japanese flag - Sore ass

M.M.M - Mama Mia Moment! Singing for the sake of singing even when you posess the acknowledgement of tone-deaf-nosity! Very fun

Macadamia - Subtle name for a crazy person. ie "Here comes a Macadamia"

Macchi - Perverse, sick, wrong.

Macginn - Annoying cling-on. something you can't get rid of, like a bad smell!

Macked-out - Horribly old-fashioned and uncool, ie huge cell phone from early 90s or enormous 80s American Buick

Mackloid - "When someone sniffs their nose and they swallow their snot. example: aww man, that was a nasty mackloid! Or as an insult - "don't be a f***ing mackloid!"

Mad as beef - Absolutely mad

Mad dog - That's heaps cool

Mad wae it - To be excessively disorientated due to alcohol

Mafo - An extremely handsome individual

Maggoted - Totally Pissed

Magic - Something someone does really good e.g "that's magic, that!"

Magic wand - Male sex organ

Magical Things - Such as a magic wand is a tampon and a magic carpet is a pad and if you're magical you are on your period.

MAGOOOOO - When you're in pain, use instead of 'Aw!'

Mahoosive - Bigger than huge

Mahoossive - very big (massive huge)

Mahusive - Absolutely massive and huge!!!!

Major Critchley - When you have really itchy testicles.

Makasalaboff bag - You stupid uncool person who thinks they can rule everyone

Make some Pudding - To take a sh*t

Malaka - Common greeting, also w#nker in greek, prefix with YASSU and you have a handy everyday abusive greeting for friends and loved ones

Malteaser - Blonde on the inside, brunette outside

Mamma Jahamba - "Some twat that thinks they`re a gangsta, often called a "badass mamma jahamba"

Mammy - Big Big girl

Manarexic - Anorexic Male

Manbeast - Manly woman

ManClap - When you make your balls clap together

Mandy - If someone's mother is a Mandy she's pretty but has ugly kids

Mangeled Badger - Its someone who is really really really drunk

Mangina - Transvestite

Mango - Fat ass

Mangos - Big boobs

Mannion - An extremely uncoordinated person

Manpon - When a guy acts worse then a girl, or a deuchebag

Mans - People eg. "Theres nuff mans waiting"

Mantasmagorical - That's awesome!

Manvantators - Boobs. eg "Look at her manvantators they're huge"

Manwhore - A guy who's a whore

Mao (Mah - ow) - "Food or to eat food ie. "I want some Mao, Do you want to Mao?"

Map of tazzie - a womans pussycat in Aussie slang

Marasmus - Mental and physical undernourishment in person

Marion's Bucket - Having a great time!

Marmaloid - Someone who is all fingers and thumbs and cant do even the most basic of tasks. Good name to call someone who attempts repeatedly to get the key in the lock after a drunken night

Marmite Masher - A general term for a gay bloke

Marra - A friend or mate..from cumbrian slang

Mary - The attractive girl in a group - the opposite of a "Rhoda"

Mary Jane - Marajuana

Mash - To go somewhere,

Mashin - Having a good time

Mashugana - Scream it when you get mad

Mast - A person who truly dominates all other

Master of the Bogus - An individual who's Bogus level exceeds that of 9999, and has mastered the art of Bogus.

Masterblasta - A real chav that is blastin out there rap on an I.C.E system on there vauxhall corsa.

Mastication - The action of chewing which sounds like a very different action

Math Help - Secret term for making out etc to protect yourself from parents

May West - Not the Best - "Its not the May West"

Mayhemer - Doer or practicer of mayhem.

Maynard - A nickname to call someone when they act extremely stupid

Mayor Chunks - A person resembling a wobbly water bed

mc (prefix) - "derived from the popular american mcdonalds fast food chain the prefix goes before any noun or adjective that the users wishes to enhance. ie. mcf*ck off, mcawesome, etc"

Mc Chumber - A weird god which encourages you to say his name in vain. he recognises that it helps vent anger and prevents other less harmless words being used. Noun. as in "Oh Mc Chumber, i forgot to do that!"

McBitch - "Son of a bitch" because "Mc" means "Son of a".

McGuinness - Someone who sufffers from an abnormaly large and cube shaped head.

Mcgurk - Having to take a poop

McSpanky - This term is what me and my little sister use when we see a really hott guy. A hott guy who looks spankable.

McTits - Tits less like a porn star, more like Ronald McDonald's ass cleavage

MDL - Mutton dressed as lamb (old person dressed like a whore)

Mea - Mother, mum, mom (generally refers to your mother)

Mean-muggin' - When someone is staring at you angrily; or too hard (ie "Why is he over there mean-muggin'?")

Meaner - A mean person

Meat Puppet - A Penis

Meatball - Someone who occasionally speaks with an English accent

Mecrob - It's really disgusting Thai food that tastes like mung...

Meep - see 'Bibble'

Meep! - When you're really annoyed and cant come up with anything else.

Meeple - Sh*t, Damn

Meeyer - (me - yer) Like when you fall over, some people make this strange sounding word

Meff - A person of mental ineptness who is not all that attractive, but somehow manages to convince them selves that they are god's gift and highly amusing.

Mefftard - Retard/spaz

MEGA - Makes Every Girl Aroused

Meh - Mot impressed/that sucks/can't be bothered

Meh - If you are losing an argument just say it and you win!

Meh - To be said when you are dissapointed. I.e. If someone asks you to do something you don't want to, you reluctantly stand up and whine "Meh-eh!"

Meh! - To be used when too lazy to say Bah! Also as in you don't care enough to answer!

Mel - Substitute for cool, great, awesome

Melanie Blats - Tats (Tits)

Melon-tard - A funny way of saying retard

Melvin - One of those people who are always around, but you never notice them there. They fade into the background, unseen, unheard, unnoticed. But they're there

Mennen - The act of having sex with the skin that forms on certain foods such as custard and soup!

Merk - To beat someone up for no reason

Merked - When someone is really ugly or when someone has been beat up. e.g "He got merked up".

Merkin - Fake pubic hair, most commonly found on a woman

Merkin - A wig for down below - search on google for hilarious results!

Mersh - Cheap, crappy weed

Messy - When something bad happens (e.g dirty)

Miadontas - Way too confusing dude

Mic - The ability to sing

Midgetstrikin - Short

Miffed - In between pissed off and annoyed

MILF - A Mother I would Like to F***K

Milfy - If someones mother is milfy you cant decide whether you'd f**k her or not

Milimeter Peter - Tiny penis

Milkyway maker - Someone who gives it up the chuff

Millennium Domes - The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.

Mindy - If someone's mother is a Mindy she is butt ugly, also see Mandy

Ming Daddy - A Ming Daddy is a word used to describe the uglyest person you know

Ming Meister - Very ugly person

Ming-monged - When you are extreamally drunk and are unable to form words properly

Mingalicious - Something that either looks or smells so mingin' that it's good

Mingbats - A term of disgust

Mingeleaf - A hairy fanny

Minger - A hore or a tart gone wrong and looks ugly

Mingle - Minge... that I spelt wrong on MSN and has been refered to as a mingle ever since

mingmong - affectionate word used for dippy friends NOT meaning as in the separate form either minger or mong

Mingmong - A retard

Mingrat - An ugly person

Mini Fridge Moment - A triumph

Mini-Moose Moment - A moment of triumph {reference to Invader Zim}

Minkey - Another word for a womans special place

Minkey - Another word for a womans special place

Minkly - So-so. eg "She has a minkly ass."

Mint - Something that is really really cool - it's mint!

Mint - Cool or great

Mint/Minty/Minted - 1. Mint. A sweet consisting of sugar and other shitty addatives to clog up your heart, 2. Minty. Descriptive of something shit, 3. Minted. Someone who has a lot of money eg. Paul Daniels

Minute Laid - Having sex in under 60 seconds example : "Hey guys i just got minute laid!"

Mirror Disease - It's when a man has such a big belly that the only way for him to see his penis is by looking into the mirror.

Mistakasaur - Someone who screwed up

Mistakasaurus - Someone who really screwed up.

Mistakasaurus Rex - Someone who really really screwed up.

Mitch - An overly huge unibrow

Mitties - Man titties

Mlip - To describe anything that you cannot think of a name for. Can also be used as a generally confusing word.

mmmmince - What you cry when a friend orders a girly alcopop

Mod - Term Used in Late 70's instead of the current word Chav, Townie etc

MoFoBuglytch - Mother f**kin' Butt ugly Bitch

Moist - Used to describe something sweet or cool

Mole Head - Someone with a big mole on there face

Molestacular - It's like a Killtacular (like in halo 3) only with molestation.

Momoberry - Feeling peachy, quirky, stylish and sophisticated

Mona Lisa - Adj. Description of a poo that is a masterpiece

Monet - To refer to a gilr like monet painting.....looks great froma distance but up close its just a mess!

Mong - Stoner/army slang meaning to just sit and chill

Mongoose - A person who mongs out with or without weed

Mongy - Used when describing something uncool. eg "Dude... that is so mongy..."

Monkey Bath - "A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"."

Monkey Ass - A annoying chaffing in the crack of your ass & inner portion of your legs. (Making you walk like a monkey)

Monkey boy - 1) cute fool (french), yet still a dumbass (e.g., Beavis); 2) dance performed by Beavis on the back of the sofa ("doin' the 'monkey boy'!")

Monkey brow - A person with the forehead of a neanderthol

Monkeys-chuff - "As oposed to another 4 letter word. e.g - "I couldnt give a monkeys chuff!"

Monko - Japenise for pussy

Monster - A true legend, allbeit possibly very short term. Also known to be the opposite of a "piddly"

Moo Point - It's unimportant,. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter. It's moo.

Mooama - Moose/llama (my nickname too) pronounced MOO-AMMA (like momma without the m)

Moobs - Man Boobs

Moobs - Man Boobs

Mooch - To walk anywhere but not know where

Moof - A dumb fat person

MOOF! - An exclamation of surprise said very loudly in a broad Yorkshire accent.

Moofish - Annoying, refering to a person. ("Man you're a Moofish")

moogly - Really, really ugly

Mook - A big dumb guy

MooMata - It doesn't matter

Moonpig - A hideously unattractive lady

Mooseagua - The correct response to 'Aguamoose' - (see Aguamoose)

MooseKnuckle - A guy's camel toe

Moosh - To eat quickly, ie 'I mooshed it down'

MOP - Mortally Obese Person

Mop Chop - Haircut

Mop Chop Shop - Hairdressers

Moradiot - An idtiot that does a moral thing

Morgasmic! - Inside word. As delicious as Morgan

Morrocosialatydolychachacha - It means have fun and live large

Mortification - To offer it up as a mortification' means to give something up painfully and usually means food!

Motard - Some kind of retard

Motorboatin' - When someone does something really fast

Mott Chops - Vaginal Flaps

Mouldies - Parents

Mouldy hang - Lousy get together/party/event

Mound Divider - When a females underwear & pants get lodge in her tweeter. (AKA camel toe)

Mouthgasm - When you taste something so good, it's like your mouth had an orgasm

Mower - Used as 'the mower' as a nick-name for someone that's 'cutting the grass' by taking a ladyfriend etc

Mozzarella - The cum stuck in your underwear

Mr/Ms/Mrs Frankenhind - When someone's behind is abnormally huge or grotesque

Mr. Plow - Using in excess of three condoms during sex at a time

MT - Monkey Tart: A saucy little minx

Muahahahaha - To be used when you are feeling particularly evil. Similar to Bwahahaha, but more politically correct.

Muff Gruff - Queef

Muffin - A word for the annoyingly confident

Muffintop - Like a muffin, its a fat girl that has a flabby belly overhanging her jeans/skirt etc

Muffle Schnuffle - Shut up you silly nuf nuf

Mugmuggling - The simulatious action of preparing a hot beverage (either tea, coffee or a cup-a-soup), while simultaniously being violated with a german gentleman with an instationable appetite for sausage buggery.

Mugumbose - Huge boobs

Mulan - Farting in the bath and following through.

Mulaw - A ghetto word for money

Mullet - "As in "YOU MULLET", for a highly offensive insult "

Munchies - Getting hungry after smoking green. i.e. i've got the munchies

Munchkins - My dad says it when refering to children

Mung - The foul odor emitted when obose people do not wash the bateria under their flaps of skin.

Mung - The stuff that comes out of a pregnant womans stomach

Munjers - Breasts... as in nice munjers

Munt - A mangina, formed when a man tucks his junk between his legs and exposes the rest

Munted - Something is wrong ot stuffed up...

Munter - Adj.- an extremely, offensivly ugly person. A 'Beast', or 'Barge-Pole' of a person you have no wish to look upon any further

Munter - A really minging girl eg 'shes a right munter'

Munter - Very ugly

Munter Hunter - A man who searches out ugly girls as he will get turned down by anyone else

Munty Mack - When someone vomits and then kisses someone

Muppet - The commiter of an incredibly dense act

Muppet - You are an extreme cougar

Muppeteer - A totally scrwed up cougar, one stage up from the basic muppet

Muppetron - The second most cougarish name. If you get called this then I pity you. You have no chance in life and you should go and kill yourself

Muppetsaurus - The ultimate insult. Worst possible thing to be called. If somebody calls you a muppetsaurus, there is no point in even killing yourself because you will only instigate unbearable scandal about who didn't help send you on your way to your horrific death

Mustang - Poo stuck to your bum hair. They can't fall off so they Must Hang on

Mustaphaweewee - A continual sentence said as you run to the bog after cosumming a curry and 26 pints

Mutet Ring - A hairy arse-hole

Mutley - Someone with an irritating gruff laugh...as in "Calm down Mutley"

Mwah - The sound of a kiss for use in texts/e-mails. You can also say this when cheek to cheek air kissing.

MWAPS - Either man tits or someones mothers tits

Mystery Bus - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

Mystery Taxi - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

Mystery Bus - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.