Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with M

Ass like a japanese flag
Sore ass
submitted by lola
M.B.A.
Mono Brain Adult
submitted by Pero
M.I.N.D.L.E.S.S.
It means 'Most Idiotic, Nerdy, Dumbest, Low on Enthusiasm and Stupid Subject'. It's for the subject you hate the most.
submitted by Some random guy in school
M.M.M
Mama Mia Moment! Singing for the sake of singing even when you posess the acknowledgement of tone-deaf-nosity! Very fun
submitted by Flo!
Macadamia
Subtle name for a crazy person. ie "Here comes a Macadamia"
submitted by Lyn
Macchi
Perverse, sick, wrong.
submitted by Reno-kun
Macginn
Annoying cling-on. something you can't get rid of, like a bad smell!
submitted by cbs alc
Macked-out
Horribly old-fashioned and uncool, ie huge cell phone from early 90s or enormous 80s American Buick
submitted by Sally
Mackloid
"When someone sniffs their nose and they swallow their snot. example: aww man, that was a nasty mackloid! Or as an insult - "don't be a f***ing mackloid!"
submitted by waffle
Mad as beef
Absolutely mad
submitted by laurie and emma
Mad dog
That's heaps cool
submitted by AnNi
Mad Nuts
That's awesome or cool! eg ''Hey that's mad nuts bro XD''
submitted by SillyDaniel
Mad wae it
To be excessively disorientated due to alcohol
submitted by Conly
Mafo
An extremely handsome individual
submitted by James M
Maggoted
Totally Pissed
submitted by Whits
Magic
Something someone does really good e.g "that's magic, that!"
submitted by LIL-simo
Magic wand
Male sex organ
submitted by [email protected] ADDME
Magical Things
Such as a magic wand is a tampon and a magic carpet is a pad and if you're magical you are on your period.
submitted by dan the man
MAGOOOOO
When you're in pain, use instead of 'Aw!'
submitted by Betz
Magotty
A very weird person
submitted by Megan
Mahoosive
Bigger than huge
submitted by Ana
Mahoossive
very big (massive huge)
submitted by sarah
Mahusive
Absolutely massive and huge!!!!
submitted by Mad Midget
Major Critchley
When you have really itchy testicles.
submitted by Scoof
Makasalaboff bag
You stupid uncool person who thinks they can rule everyone
submitted by kirsty sprouthead
Make some Pudding
To take a sh*t
submitted by KennyM!
Malabar Masala
Double entendre for: 1. North Indian cuisine heavily infused with South Indian spices and ingredients. 2. Sexual relationship between a fair Indo-Aryan female and a Black Dalit-Dravidian male. Controversial as destructive of South Asian patriarchy and Indian caste systems.
submitted by Awadhi Aunty
Malaka
Common greeting, also w#nker in greek, prefix with YASSU and you have a handy everyday abusive greeting for friends and loved ones
submitted by f
Male Misscarridge
When you go for a crap but nothing happens except for a bad smell
submitted by Aisan persuader
Malteaser
Blonde on the inside, brunette outside
submitted by em
Mamma Jahamba
"Some twat that thinks they`re a gangsta, often called a "badass mamma jahamba"
submitted by Ben
Mammy
Big Big girl
submitted by Matt
Man A’s
A man with tits the size of an A cup
submitted by Lina
Manarexic
Anorexic Male
submitted by 4lyf
Manbeast
Manly woman
submitted by libby d
ManClap
When you make your balls clap together
submitted by Birk hahaha
Mandanda
Booty
submitted by Biboh
Mandy
If someone's mother is a Mandy she's pretty but has ugly kids
submitted by hotmark89
Mangeled Badger
Its someone who is really really really drunk
submitted by absgtcd
Mangina
Transvestite
submitted by berg
Mango
Fat ass
submitted by i roc, u suc, end of story
Mangos
Big boobs
submitted by diiididiid
Mangus
Extremely large, or incredibly awesome.
submitted by easttexas937
Mannion
An extremely uncoordinated person
submitted by moo
Manpon
When a guy acts worse then a girl, or a deuchebag
submitted by lzxray1964
Mans
People eg. "Theres nuff mans waiting"
submitted by G
Mantasmagorical
That's awesome!
submitted by boogerbear
Manvantators
Boobs. eg "Look at her manvantators they're huge"
submitted by clough
Manwhore
A guy who's a whore
submitted by someone
Mao (Mah - ow)
"Food or to eat food ie. "I want some Mao, Do you want to Mao?"
submitted by Pimpin' Llama
Map of tazzie
a womans pussycat in Aussie slang
submitted by sez
Marasmus
Mental and physical undernourishment in person
submitted by pupsik_inc
Marawhatta
Weed
submitted by Silly Daniel
Marion's Bucket
Having a great time!
submitted by Paul Farquhar
Marmaloid
Someone who is all fingers and thumbs and cant do even the most basic of tasks. Good name to call someone who attempts repeatedly to get the key in the lock after a drunken night
submitted by jenny
Marmite Masher
A general term for a gay bloke
submitted by Freerferret
Marra
A friend or mate..from cumbrian slang
submitted by Karl
Marveleriffic
Combination of marvellous and terrific
submitted by Hypopituitarism septo optic dysplasia
Mary
The attractive girl in a group - the opposite of a "Rhoda"
submitted by ssajr
Mary Jane
Marajuana
submitted by Alex & Anna
Mary Jew Ana
Marijuana
submitted by silliwilli
Mash
To go somewhere,
submitted by odessa
Mashin
Having a good time
submitted by bizzi
Mashugana
Scream it when you get mad
submitted by kat
Mast
A person who truly dominates all other
submitted by Andrew
Master of the Bogus
An individual who's Bogus level exceeds that of 9999, and has mastered the art of Bogus.
submitted by Skatmaster
Masterblasta
A real chav that is blastin out there rap on an I.C.E system on there vauxhall corsa.
submitted by cozza cha
Mastication
The action of chewing which sounds like a very different action
submitted by Sarah Hanson
Matesticles
Majestic testicles. eg Sarah: "Wow, last night was great!". Marge: "Oh really!? How'd it go?". Sarah: "It went really well, my date had matesticles!"
submitted by Anonymous -L
Math Help
Secret term for making out etc to protect yourself from parents
submitted by lindsay
May West
Not the Best - "Its not the May West"
submitted by Philbert
Mayhemer
Doer or practicer of mayhem.
submitted by Nick
Maynard
A nickname to call someone when they act extremely stupid
submitted by Emily
Mayor Chunks
A person resembling a wobbly water bed
submitted by Phil
mc (prefix)
"derived from the popular american mcdonalds fast food chain the prefix goes before any noun or adjective that the users wishes to enhance. ie. mcf*ck off, mcawesome, etc"
submitted by erin mcdonald
Mc Chumber
A weird god which encourages you to say his name in vain. he recognises that it helps vent anger and prevents other less harmless words being used. Noun. as in "Oh Mc Chumber, i forgot to do that!"
submitted by Kate
McBitch
"Son of a bitch" because "Mc" means "Son of a".
submitted by ahdw
McGuinness
Someone who sufffers from an abnormaly large and cube shaped head.
submitted by Kent
Mcgurk
Having to take a poop
submitted by Tanner Brown
McLovin
When you want to say you like something. ie "I'm McLovin it!"
submitted by piddlypeter
McSpanky
This term is what me and my little sister use when we see a really hott guy. A hott guy who looks spankable.
submitted by Autumn ;) (and brianna)
McTits
Tits less like a porn star, more like Ronald McDonald's ass cleavage
submitted by Ty
MDL
Mutton dressed as lamb (old person dressed like a whore)
submitted by nelly the elephant
Mea
Mother, mum, mom (generally refers to your mother)
submitted by Jacky Anne
Mean-muggin'
When someone is staring at you angrily; or too hard (ie "Why is he over there mean-muggin'?")
submitted by Jayar
Meaner
A mean person
submitted by Joe
Meat flute
A penis
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Meat Puppet
A Penis
submitted by John
Meatball
Someone who occasionally speaks with an English accent
submitted by JC
Mechanical cat
The word used to describe a sex toy for both genders
submitted by Bill and Barry
Meco
Silly
submitted by tarliah
Mecrob
It's really disgusting Thai food that tastes like mung...
submitted by Plasticspleen
Meep
see 'Bibble'
submitted by Ruth
Meep!
When you're really annoyed and cant come up with anything else.
submitted by Katie Darwood
Meeple
Sh*t, Damn
submitted by BG
Meeyer
(me - yer) Like when you fall over, some people make this strange sounding word
submitted by nick
Meff
A person of mental ineptness who is not all that attractive, but somehow manages to convince them selves that they are god's gift and highly amusing.
submitted by annon
Mefftard
Retard/spaz
submitted by demushy2k9lol:-p
MEGA
Makes Every Girl Aroused
submitted by Suzanne
Meh
Mot impressed/that sucks/can't be bothered
submitted by lor
Meh
If you are losing an argument just say it and you win!
submitted by spud
Meh
To be said when you are dissapointed. I.e. If someone asks you to do something you don't want to, you reluctantly stand up and whine "Meh-eh!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Meh!
To be used when too lazy to say Bah! Also as in you don't care enough to answer!
submitted by Sean Scott
Meiso
A friendly insulting word
submitted by athan
Mel
Substitute for cool, great, awesome
submitted by chugga bo
Melanie Blats
Tats (Tits)
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall
Melon-tard
A funny way of saying retard
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Melvin
One of those people who are always around, but you never notice them there. They fade into the background, unseen, unheard, unnoticed. But they're there
submitted by GentTouchesMen
Mennen
The act of having sex with the skin that forms on certain foods such as custard and soup!
submitted by HaNK
Meowsers
Cool, Awesome, Dorky. ie "That shirt is so Meowsers!"
submitted by ANGLES-ON-FIRE
Merk
To beat someone up for no reason
submitted by fififififififififififi
Merked
When someone is really ugly or when someone has been beat up. e.g "He got merked up".
submitted by rayray
Merkin
Fake pubic hair, most commonly found on a woman
submitted by Robert
Merkin
A wig for down below - search on google for hilarious results!
submitted by Adam A
Mersh
Cheap, crappy weed
submitted by Napoleon
Messy
When something bad happens (e.g dirty)
submitted by jono williams
Miadontas
Way too confusing dude
submitted by jesus
Mic
The ability to sing
submitted by Rosha
Michelin
As of the mascot for michelin tyres, an insult to a fat kid! eg: "Look! Here comes Michelin!"
submitted by vicky
Midgetstrikin
Short
submitted by Rosha
Miffed
In between pissed off and annoyed
submitted by Lil_kitten
MILF
A Mother I would Like to F***K
submitted by Furbone
Milfy
If someones mother is milfy you cant decide whether you'd f**k her or not
submitted by hotmark89
Milimeter Peter
Tiny penis
submitted by tyler
Milkyway maker
Someone who gives it up the chuff
submitted by DJ
Millennium Domes
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.
Minarfinated
Messed up, crazy, not right, e.g "Your bedroom is minarfinated!"
submitted by AJ
Mindy
If someone's mother is a Mindy she is butt ugly, also see Mandy
submitted by hotmark89
Ming Daddy
A Ming Daddy is a word used to describe the uglyest person you know
submitted by Morgan Shaw
Ming Meister
Very ugly person
submitted by Big Pete
Ming-monged
When you are extreamally drunk and are unable to form words properly
submitted by lube-in-a-tube manchester xx
Mingalicious
Something that either looks or smells so mingin' that it's good
submitted by Dan
Mingbats
A term of disgust
submitted by Lewis Chisholm
Mingeleaf
A hairy fanny
submitted by mingeis-salty
Minger
A hore or a tart gone wrong and looks ugly
submitted by keeley from fitzwimarc skool
Mingle
Minge... that I spelt wrong on MSN and has been refered to as a mingle ever since
submitted by Claire [Mackam Retard]
mingmong
affectionate word used for dippy friends NOT meaning as in the separate form either minger or mong
submitted by Rach numi
Mingmong
A retard
submitted by devo n tasha
Mingrat
An ugly person
submitted by Couchy
Mini Fridge Moment
A triumph
submitted by Karl
Mini-Moose Moment
A moment of triumph {reference to Invader Zim}
submitted by anonymous
Minkey
Another word for a womans special place
submitted by Enda Mc Namee
Minkey
Another word for a womans special place
submitted by Enda Mc Namee
Minkly
So-so. eg "She has a minkly ass."
submitted by clough
Mint
Something that is really really cool - it's mint!
submitted by Sarah and Lizzie
Mint
Cool or great
submitted by Kirsten
Mint/Minty/Minted
1. Mint. A sweet consisting of sugar and other shitty addatives to clog up your heart, 2. Minty. Descriptive of something shit, 3. Minted. Someone who has a lot of money eg. Paul Daniels
submitted by Helsby
Minute Laid
Having sex in under 60 seconds example : "Hey guys i just got minute laid!"
submitted by KennyM!
Mirror Disease
It's when a man has such a big belly that the only way for him to see his penis is by looking into the mirror.
submitted by StringStrangled
Mississippi Masala
Double entendre for: 1. North Indian cuisine heavily infused with ingredients of Black Dixie cooking. 2. Sexual relationship between a fair Indo-Aryan female and a North American Black male. Derived from the far more controversial "Malabar Masala", and later popularised by Mira Nair's film of the same name.
submitted by Awadhi Aunty
Mistakasaur
Someone who screwed up
submitted by Bukator
Mistakasaurus
Someone who really screwed up.
submitted by Bukator
Mistakasaurus Rex
Someone who really really screwed up.
submitted by Bukator
Mitch
An overly huge unibrow
submitted by jhon freeback jr.
Mitties
Man titties
submitted by Kieara and Ash
Mlip
To describe anything that you cannot think of a name for. Can also be used as a generally confusing word.
submitted by Gothic Moot Man
mmmmince
What you cry when a friend orders a girly alcopop
submitted by Vlad the Impaler
Mod
Term Used in Late 70's instead of the current word Chav, Townie etc
submitted by Dorwii
MoFoBuglytch
Mother f**kin' Butt ugly Bitch
submitted by Brittany!!!
Moist
Used to describe something sweet or cool
submitted by Cbelott
Molassochist
Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow. Ex. The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!
submitted by Mike Shryock
Mole Head
Someone with a big mole on there face
submitted by stu
Molestacular
It's like a Killtacular (like in halo 3) only with molestation.
submitted by kooba
Momoberry
Feeling peachy, quirky, stylish and sophisticated
submitted by piper
Mona Lisa
Adj. Description of a poo that is a masterpiece
submitted by Helsby
Monet
To refer to a gilr like monet painting.....looks great froma distance but up close its just a mess!
submitted by Steven Feeney
Mong
Stoner/army slang meaning to just sit and chill
submitted by fraudstar
Mongoose
A person who mongs out with or without weed
submitted by Gareth Furbank
Mongy
Used when describing something uncool. eg "Dude... that is so mongy..."
submitted by kc
Monkey Bath
"A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"."
Monkey Ass
A annoying chaffing in the crack of your ass & inner portion of your legs. (Making you walk like a monkey)
submitted by {}={}AVOC
Monkey boy
1) cute fool (french), yet still a dumbass (e.g., Beavis); 2) dance performed by Beavis on the back of the sofa ("doin' the 'monkey boy'!")
submitted by ridelikeaturtle
Monkey brow
A person with the forehead of a neanderthol
submitted by adam .a this is a discription of me
Monkeys-chuff
"As oposed to another 4 letter word. e.g - "I couldnt give a monkeys chuff!"
submitted by aimee
Monko
Japenise for pussy
submitted by curt w
Monster
A true legend, allbeit possibly very short term. Also known to be the opposite of a "piddly"
submitted by Benny J, London
Moo Point
It's unimportant,. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter. It's moo.
submitted by Bloody Hell I Dropped My Fishy Crackers!!!
Mooama
Moose/llama (my nickname too) pronounced MOO-AMMA (like momma without the m)
submitted by butt munchies
Moobs
Man Boobs
submitted by hannah and soomi
Moobs
Man Boobs
submitted by Hanners
Mooch
To walk anywhere but not know where
submitted by liam simpson
Moof
A dumb fat person
submitted by mike hunt
MOOF!
An exclamation of surprise said very loudly in a broad Yorkshire accent.
submitted by Boo
Moofish
Annoying, refering to a person. ("Man you're a Moofish")
submitted by missijo
moogly
Really, really ugly
submitted by Turquoise
Mook
A big dumb guy
submitted by ssajr
MooMata
It doesn't matter
submitted by Teh Uberness
Moonpig
A hideously unattractive lady
submitted by sinister clothcat
Mooseagua
The correct response to 'Aguamoose' - (see Aguamoose)
submitted by Kingjellybean
MooseKnuckle
A guy's camel toe
submitted by Rousenheimer
Moosh
To eat quickly, ie 'I mooshed it down'
submitted by Joe
MOP
Mortally Obese Person
submitted by Dante&Brandin
Mop Chop
Haircut
submitted by McDee
Mop Chop Shop
Hairdressers
submitted by McDee
Mophone
Poop
submitted by Lizzy
Moradiot
An idtiot that does a moral thing
submitted by julie
Morgasmic!
Inside word. As delicious as Morgan
submitted by lino
Morrocosialatydolychachacha
It means have fun and live large
submitted by Breanne Paige!!
Mortification
To offer it up as a mortification' means to give something up painfully and usually means food!
submitted by Emile
Motard
Some kind of retard
submitted by jackal651
Motorboatin'
When someone does something really fast
submitted by pablo
Mott Chops
Vaginal Flaps
submitted by Sophe
Mouldies
Parents
submitted by chloe f
Mouldy hang
Lousy get together/party/event
submitted by Leo
Mound Divider
When a females underwear & pants get lodge in her tweeter. (AKA camel toe)
submitted by Stiffy Tiffy and Miss Tappy
Moustache ride
The act of a man giving a woman oral sex
submitted by dkg
Mouthgasm
When you taste something so good, it's like your mouth had an orgasm
submitted by Midasu
Mower
Used as 'the mower' as a nick-name for someone that's 'cutting the grass' by taking a ladyfriend etc
submitted by hayo
Mozzarella
The cum stuck in your underwear
submitted by KennyM!
Mr/Ms/Mrs Frankenhind
When someone's behind is abnormally huge or grotesque
submitted by Veleda
Mr. Plow
Using in excess of three condoms during sex at a time
submitted by Ty
MT
Monkey Tart: A saucy little minx
submitted by TSB
Muahahahaha
To be used when you are feeling particularly evil. Similar to Bwahahaha, but more politically correct.
submitted by Ms. DeVille
Mud Pie
When your butthole is darker than your skin tone
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Muff Gruff
Queef
submitted by Juggs
Muffin
A word for the annoyingly confident
submitted by E.R. Madison
Muffin
A silly/stupid person
submitted by Bryson
Muffintop
Like a muffin, its a fat girl that has a flabby belly overhanging her jeans/skirt etc
submitted by Darud
Muffle Schnuffle
Shut up you silly nuf nuf
submitted by the squishable one
Mugmuggling
The simulatious action of preparing a hot beverage (either tea, coffee or a cup-a-soup), while simultaniously being violated with a german gentleman with an instationable appetite for sausage buggery.
submitted by Ste Wilko
Mugumbose
Huge boobs
submitted by mase
Mulan
Farting in the bath and following through.
submitted by Jake H
Mulaw
A ghetto word for money
submitted by LiL - D
Mullet
"As in "YOU MULLET", for a highly offensive insult "
submitted by Big Dave
Munchies
Getting hungry after smoking green. i.e. i've got the munchies
submitted by THE troublesome three
Munchkins
My dad says it when refering to children
submitted by Ash!
Mung
The foul odor emitted when obose people do not wash the bateria under their flaps of skin.
submitted by Dave
Mung
The stuff that comes out of a pregnant womans stomach
submitted by jeneva12
Munjers
Breasts... as in nice munjers
submitted by munjer man
Munt
A mangina, formed when a man tucks his junk between his legs and exposes the rest
submitted by comando
Munted
Something is wrong ot stuffed up...
submitted by AB ANU
Munter
Adj.- an extremely, offensivly ugly person. A 'Beast', or 'Barge-Pole' of a person you have no wish to look upon any further
submitted by Kirsty
Munter
A really minging girl eg 'shes a right munter'
submitted by mc kirgz
Munter
Very ugly
submitted by chloe
Munter Hunter
A man who searches out ugly girls as he will get turned down by anyone else
submitted by Phil
Munty Mack
When someone vomits and then kisses someone
submitted by turtle
Muppet
The commiter of an incredibly dense act
submitted by Penfold
Muppet
You are an extreme cougar
submitted by ME
Muppeteer
A totally scrwed up cougar, one stage up from the basic muppet
submitted by ME
Muppetron
The second most cougarish name. If you get called this then I pity you. You have no chance in life and you should go and kill yourself
submitted by ME
Muppetsaurus
The ultimate insult. Worst possible thing to be called. If somebody calls you a muppetsaurus, there is no point in even killing yourself because you will only instigate unbearable scandal about who didn't help send you on your way to your horrific death
submitted by ME
Mustang
Poo stuck to your bum hair. They can't fall off so they Must Hang on
submitted by Stephen
Mustaphaweewee
A continual sentence said as you run to the bog after cosumming a curry and 26 pints
submitted by spode
Mutet Ring
A hairy arse-hole
submitted by Aubrey
Mutley
Someone with an irritating gruff laugh...as in "Calm down Mutley"
submitted by Cleo
Mwah
The sound of a kiss for use in texts/e-mails. You can also say this when cheek to cheek air kissing.
submitted by Anon
MWAPS
Either man tits or someones mothers tits
submitted by Juggs
Mystery Bus
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
Mystery Taxi
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
Mystery Bus
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
submitted by rich