Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with W

"What's your bobby?"
"Typical greeting, similar to "Hello", but to which there is no answer"
submitted by Aubrey
-worthy
Deserving of, as in "that was totally lol-worthy," meaning deserving of laughter.
submitted by Keera CULLEN
W.E.F.O
'What Ever F**k Off ' normally used in instances when extremly annoyed
submitted by OlivaSulkinz
W.I.T.S.
What in the sh*t?
submitted by s.c.
W00t!
Either "Woo hoo!" etc or "wonderful loot!" (the latter definition comes from the MMORPG EverQuest)
submitted by Morc the Orc
Wa/Waa
Usually something you really like, but can also be used with prefixes to alter meaning (eg. hatewa, something you really hate).
submitted by rep. of amanda and jo
Waaa
"its an action, like a one inch punch. you push some using your fist untill they lose balance and stumble. while doing this you shout "Waaa"
submitted by Tall Guy
Waaaaaaaa
Term used when refering to wanking around women i.e. ''you know what mate i need a waaaaaa''
submitted by My fathers wifes second child
Wabawaba!!
When someone does something and you don't want them to do it.
submitted by Chris Welch
Wacadoodledoo
A dumb person who thinks he's all that when they're really not all that
submitted by kate
wackdest
The most wacked, crazy
submitted by jimmy zombie
Wacked with a wongo
You suprised me, 'You wacked me with a wongo'
submitted by master of pie!!!
Wadge
The male reproductive organ eg. 'to get ones wadge out'
submitted by Dik
Wadge
Female sexual parts
submitted by derekfv
Waffle Crapper
A girl that is so hot that she could crap on your waffles everymorning and you would still want more
submitted by travis m.
Waft
An elegant silent fart. also known as a sneaky.
submitted by Heinz Meister-Jäger Meister
Wahhhhh!
Used to take the piss out of chavs
submitted by berg
Wailord
(Whale-Lord) A fat ass
submitted by The Funky Dollar Bills
Wakadoodle
A crazy human and/or object!
submitted by Flooge Glooge
Wake-Me-Up-Sludge
Drug free coffee with about 5 table spoons of horrible instant with 10 tablespoons of sugar or more mixed with enough hot water water (not boiled) and milk in to sludge and sculled (drunk quickly) when you need to wake you for work or uni
submitted by anonymous
Walking Taco
Prostitute
submitted by billie
Walkulator
One of those flat escalators you get at airports between gates
submitted by Rhiannon
Walla-walla
The unintelligent sound of a bunch of people talking at once
submitted by MOH!
Wallet
A girl who over uses a sunbed to the point where she is brown and leathery and reminds everyone of a wallet
submitted by Boulton
Wally
The guys at work will say this if a hot chick is nearby. One says "Wally", the other says "Where's the beav?"
submitted by Matt
Walrus Lips
Same thing as a camel toe
submitted by kaka
Walter
someone who is clinging on you (e.g. "Stop being Walter")
submitted by linzy
WAMMO
What you say if someone hurts themself
submitted by anonymous
Wamps
Sucks
submitted by ashley
Wang
To throw or place something with a certain degree of force - ie "wang it out!" or "wang it over here"
submitted by xxJESSxx
Wang
The male sex organ
submitted by Door To December
Wanger
Smelly Private Parts
submitted by Jack Logan
Wangle dangle
Hanging penis
submitted by Juggs
Wank(1)/Wanker
Wank - to engage in hand-to-gland combat. Wanker - a person who wanks frequently,or just someone you cannot stand to be around. Ever.
submitted by Kazer91
Wank(2)
"something bad, crappy "that's wank!". Also used as "pile of wank", "pile of old wank", depending on just how bad the situation is."
submitted by Alison
Wank Seance
The eerie feeling that you're being watched by a dead relative while you whack off!!
submitted by roy-boy
Wank Stain
Someone who is of very low inportance and/or completely insignificant
submitted by Philamena
Wank-lag
The time difference between masturbating and experiencing temporary blindness
submitted by Michael Dennis
Wankapated
Stuffed up e.g. "That's wankapated"
submitted by nemanja
Wankers Tosh
The line of hair that travels from the belly button, down to the pubic region.
submitted by Paul
Wankster
A wanna be Gangster, one of those losers who always wears gangster clothes, and looks preepy at the some time. Also someone who whacks off way to much, because they cant get a girlfriend.
submitted by Super Cool
Wanus
Another (actual) word for the pinky finger.
submitted by KPPTTN
Waps
Normal sized or slightly bigger breats
submitted by Juggs
Warped
Something so bad that even sucks doesnt describe it
submitted by BRAD
Washea
Get the f**k away from me!
submitted by ANGLES-ON-FIRE
Waspoid
A rich stoner...version of wastoid (Thank you Gossip Girl!!!)
submitted by Felicia and Natalie!
Wasted
Drunk
submitted by Fairykez
Watch mi homies in da crib gettin' down wid dey bad selves
God knows what it means, but only cuz he's omnipotent. Or whatever, word it is that means someone knows everything. Like it actually matters.
submitted by Gosoefrag
Wawaskeesh
An american elk
submitted by chickenlover3000:)
Waz
A better way of saying "piss". e.g: "I'm just going for a waz"
submitted by Courtney Goy
Wazzemed
Stoned out your head
submitted by dave
Wazzock
If said with sufficient feeling, a way of calling someone a prat/pillock/d**khead without it actually sounding rude or offensive.
submitted by Big Yin
Wazzumed
Either drunk or stoned
Weapon
A person who is an absolute idiot and thick as a plank
submitted by scott dennis
Wedding Tackle
The male reproductive organs
submitted by ssajr
Wee-d-g-i-e
A fun way of saying wedgie
submitted by BB
Weebie
When your girlfriend/boyfriend or dogs & others are really really so cute and loveable you just can't get enough!!! Like you just want to hug and squeeze them forever and ever
submitted by Lauren Ashley
Weejees
Little mosquitos found in Ireland
submitted by Frondo Bagger
Weenis
A Very Small nearly Non Existent Penis
submitted by 4lyf
Weenis
The elbow
submitted by Blakeiss
Weenus
The extra skin at the end of your elbow (real word)
submitted by Joe W.
Weepy
Another word for sad; "That's weepy" :(
submitted by anonymous
Weet
Sweet - s = weet
submitted by imsorry
Wegro
Like wigger Except its a white negro
submitted by A-N-Tizzle
Wehyoo!
Other word for oh my god!!
submitted by anonymous
Weiner Patrol
This means a group of gay geeks (it also had alternate meanings that i'm unable to display).
submitted by Stick head
Weiner Wizard
Homosexual
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Weinis
(pronounced "Wee-Niss") Another way of calling someone a cock muncher
submitted by richard the albino
Weirdy Weirdy Custard
Strange and unusual
submitted by craftylou
Welk
Fat sticky pimple
submitted by wizzy
Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!
Said when one is completely suprised by the turn of events. From "Pirates of the Carribean; At World's End"
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Well... THIS star farted.
Phrase usually said at parties/bars when most of the people are passed out or the excitement has ended.
submitted by Agent 348429
Welly-foiner
If you play a trick on someone, and they're so stupid they don't get the fact that you just played a trick on them, they're a welly foiner.
submitted by annie
Wench
A B-grade insult that is commonly followed by the phrase 'Dam Dirty' and is more commonly aimed at the older generation
submitted by Hairy Brute
Wendy
A Mole
submitted by jodie
Wendy
A polite way way of saying minge, pussy or fanny (used in england only I think)
submitted by Masta Rasta**
Wenis
The skin on your elbow
submitted by lauren
Wet Wet
Sex
submitted by Em
Wevorsit
Undo something/reverse it
submitted by Noff
Whack
A black person who thinks they are white
submitted by Smootchy
Whack-a-gnome
To vigorously spank a midget
submitted by elliot sudgen
Whale
Someone who is 'larger than life'
submitted by Aaron
Whaler
A girl/guy who goes after heavier people because they think they are easier to hook up with
submitted by Doug
Whaloada Tripe
Closely translated as "What a load of crap"
submitted by golden wonder
Whammy!
What you say when you see something hilarious happen! Good or bad!
submitted by brando26!
What duck?
Said to indicate someone's total lack of intelligence or alertness. Generally used behind their back. Comes from an inside joke; don't ask..
submitted by Kurasu
What tha?????
As in "What the f*ck????" Aussie Rove started this and it's still funny
submitted by seriously bubbly
What the Boofoo?
What the hell?
submitted by James
What the dump?
Another way of saying what; just with out all the bad words.
submitted by Cassidy and Kala♥
What the...
It's something you say when you're confused
submitted by shinzzle
Whatever McDonalds Worker!
If you think someone is really stupid and the only place they could get a job would be macdonalds. (Also if you want you can make a W then a M then another W with your fingers.)
submitted by Kate George
Whatever Tweeks Your Cookie
Whatever floats your boat, or whatever makes you happy
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Whats going down in china town cinderella?
What you up to tonight, luv?
submitted by DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Whatsimacalled
What you call something/one if you forget the name
submitted by Rhian_demon
Whawho
A right idiot
submitted by claire
Wheelie Bint
A girl so ugly she's only taken out once a week. In the dark. By dustmen.
submitted by Ben
Whexican
A white Mexican
submitted by elisa-faith
Whindians
An Indian who claims he's not one cuz he's white
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Whisker biscuit
Redneck term for camel toe
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Whisker Biscuit
A girl's cooch
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Whitey
When you are gonna puke everywhere when you are totally mashed! e.g “I am soooo gonna whitey!”
submitted by Lush and very single Lucy
Who Shot Jahn
Not looking up to par, looking bad
submitted by Whire
WHODAWHATTA?
What are you saying?
submitted by Nicole!
Whoha
Female's special place (vagina)
submitted by [email protected] ADDME
Whom-paya
Dumb ass
submitted by face
Whomp
"It has absolutly no meaning - it can be used for anything, ex. Your a whomper, that whomps, or what the whomper!"
submitted by Asmita16
Whomstead
Another name for home e.g "going whomstead" (going home)
submitted by inight
Whoowhop
Stupid
submitted by Lady Cass
Whossa
It's a way of saying O.M.G or to just calm down
submitted by kybear91
Whrun
To talk fast when speaking
submitted by Rosha
Whytie
A white joke thats funny only to white people.
submitted by Truth Hurts
Wibblewibblebumbum
Inserted between serious words for light-hearted humor, especially useful when being arrested
submitted by hal69
Wicky wicky
Wicked
submitted by fuddage
Widget
Call someone this when they have a big nose
submitted by Bossche
Wigga
Like a Wigger but they speak ghetto aswell
submitted by onewhiteblackasss
Wigger
A white boy that dresses all ghetto and acts like he is from the hood
submitted by chris dostie
Wigger G
Like Nigger G But For a White Boy
submitted by Jackie
Wiggidy Wack
When something goes beyond the threshold of merely wack, it becomes wiggidy wack
submitted by anonymous
Wigwee
Greetings
submitted by Ali G
Wikipedia-it
Everyone says to always Google everything, but since I support wikipedia then, wikipedia-it!
submitted by Ash!
Wilbur/Norma
When you are in class and some smart shit makes an intelligent comment or answers a question in a way that pisses you off coz its too damn clever, the rest of the class should mutter under their breath, loud enough for all to hear, “wilburrrrr”/”Normaaaa”
submitted by Stuart
Wildebeest
Refers to a morbidly obese girl or a female of exceptional ugliness
submitted by Eat a Potato
Will-knots
Knotted remnants of fecal matter that will not come out of tangled butt hair
submitted by RMD
Willy of the Jungle
Really hairy dick
submitted by steppie and shellie
Willy Wonkas
When a girls tits are mishapen and one is bigger than the other. ie "Look at those willy wonkas"
submitted by Tyler Zombie fyd Mccain
Willy-nilly
To do an action half-arsed or without any enthusiasm
submitted by meza
Wilma
A really ugly girl is a Wilma, see also Fred and Betty
submitted by hotmark89
Wind yer neck in
Wise up
submitted by Chaz
Window Licker
The kids on the "short bus". "Dude, check out all the window lickers on that bus"
submitted by S.Toner
Window Licker
A retard, something you would call your friends
submitted by riley is the shizzzz:) much love♥
Wingman
Your buddy who takes care of the fat ugly girl so you can bang her friend
submitted by DJ Maximus
Winker
A wanker who is too young to wank ...
submitted by Winker P :)
Winkle
Male sex organ
submitted by [email protected] ADDME
winnet
a.k.a "Sharockapod", used as an offensive word e.g "roy you winnet"
submitted by hoss
Winnet
Crusty leftovers after you have had a nice pooh.
submitted by Budmonkey
Winnie
"That girl" True west coast of ireland slang
submitted by roisin (robbed from corinne)
Winnit
Little poo balls on the hairs of your arse
submitted by boothy
Wishwashca
Relax and dont care about anything or anything close to that
submitted by tia
Wisker-Bisket
A woman's shaved privates with a "5 O'clock Shadow"
submitted by The Dawg-Father
Wizard Hat
Another word for condom.
submitted by Daniel Laura Erica
Wizard Sleeve
A vaginal canal large enough to consume your whole arm,
submitted by Knights of Bifkin!
Wizwoz
Sexual Intercourse
submitted by wayne king
Woggledosh
Spending a woggle of money
submitted by anieeee
Woggler
A mad person who likes to party!
submitted by Hannah n Keisha!
Wogwon
"What's going on?"
submitted by chelsamine
Wojamabober
Anthing at all
Wolf
Everything bad about one person put together. For example. Bitch, try hard, loser, wigga, follower etc. HAHA go us! such a totally awesome word! That way noone knows what your talking about!
submitted by mon + marz
Womanzz
Used at the end of a sentence, when you're a gangster! e.g "how r u womanzz??"
submitted by chazz
Wonderfuk
A better word for wonderful. This was an accidental word that happened when my friend made a typo on AIM.
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Wonderful Personality
Damn Ugly!
submitted by ken
Wong Dong
Chinese penis
submitted by Juggs
Wonky
Weird, strange, crazy
submitted by Karen
Wonky
adj./ v. being or acting stupid/weird
submitted by anonymous
Wooferd
A retarted kid. (Short buses in my town are made by a company called 'wooferd')
submitted by anonymous
Woohoo
To have sex
submitted by challenger
Woot
An exclamation of overjoy
submitted by Pete
Wop
You or a part of you is REALLY disgusting. Example: "You are such a wop!"
submitted by anonymous
Wop-dog
Name for a ugly person. eg "eughh you are wop-dog"
submitted by stephaniee x
Worm Burner
Used in the game of football. to shoot at goal where the ball doesn't not leave the ground. See also 'Bob Marley'
submitted by northern
Wrangler
The bulge you get in your jeans when you sit down and are wearing wranglers and makes you look like you have a hard-on. i.e. "Robert has a wrangler in his jeans."
submitted by trickstar66
Wrinkler Sprinkler
Someone who has the squirts really badly
submitted by tuff stuff
Wrongen
Used to describe someone who's just not right
submitted by Moose
WTF
What tha F**K, what to say when you don't understand something or when you ask a question and everyone just kinda looks at you.
submitted by Ryano
WTF
What The Fiddle-sticks
submitted by Hirgon
Wumbuh
Warm butt
submitted by nonyobeezness