Funny words beginning with T

-tacular - Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as toast! Examples: "Cooltacular/Cool-tacular!"

-tastic - Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as fruit! Examples: "Sweet-tastic!/Sweettastic!"

T-Bag - To rub your balls on someone's face.

T. F. BUNDY - Totally F***ed But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet

T.I.L.F. - Teacher I'd Like to F**k

T.T.T.T.T.T.T - Trinket Trading Tick Toting Toothless Tired Tramps

T.T.Y.L.B - Talk To You Later Bitch! Say to someone you're pissed off at or to say goodbye to really close friends who know you're joking :)

Ta'at - Tap that

Ta tas - Large toes with ugly toenails

Tabbospeez - Idiot

Taboozing - Tabogoning on any hill you can find

Tac - Something that is ultra cool! (Ah thats well tac mate!)

Taco - Vagina

Tactical Nap - When you sleep (pass out). Can be shortened to tactical.

Tactical Vom - When you throw up, due to alcohol, so you can drink more

Tae Twa - It means "shut up" in French

Tae-fuck - "Used as a figmental place where things that go wrong belong e.g. "ach tae-fuck with it"

Taint - Part between your ass and your balls (it Taint your ass and it Taint your balls)

Tainted - When you have had too much to drink and it needs to be mixed with something else

Take one for the team - The amazing fellow in your group who shags the fat one so the rest of the lads can score with her mates

Talking to the great white telephone - Puking

Tallyhoe - A cool name for a keg stand thought up at my redneck family reunion (keg stand: handstand on a keg, while someone holds the tap in your mouth while you drink as much as you can)

Tallywacker - A penis

Taming a Whale - Hitting on a Fat Girl

Tampoon - Tampons for the large ladies

Tangle eyed - Drunk

Tangle-weed - Messy bush hair

Tangoed - For those girls or feminine lads who go on the sunbeds/wear fake tan until they're glowing orange

Tank Meat - The area twinxst anus and scrotum a.k.a the grundle or the choade

Tard - An extremely dumb person

Tard - If you ever think that retard takes to long to say just say tard it sounds better =]

Tardcake - Someone who is being EXTREMELY retarded

Tater tot - A hooker

Tators - Lumpy breast milk

Tats - Refering to something really good

Taxi - Said when someone does or says something stupid - "Taxi for so & so!"

Taxing - To steal or "borrow" i.e. 'You taxed my chair you bastard'

Tea Bagging - To dip the scrotum into the mouth...like tea is made

Teapot - A term for a gay dude. You know how gay guys stand with one hand on their hip and one hand in the air

Technicolor Yawn - To puke

Ted - Affectionate greating for friend or aquaintance (especially if Irish)

Telegraph pole - Another word for if you're hung like a horse

Tender - Someone who is soft - scared

Terdnipples - Used as any of the "bad words".

Terrid - Mix of horrid and terrible

Tessalate - Doesn't sound right does it

Testi-Cool - A fun way of saying "that's really cool" as in "thats not just cool,that's testi-cooooool"

Testosteroned Ballsack - To be used when you have done something stupid. ie oh you big testosteroned ballsack

Testticulate - To stand while waving your arms about and at the same time talking bollocks

Tetanica - In spanish Teta means boob and nica come from Titanic. In spanish Titanic is spelles Titanica and we just put the teta in it!!

Tetrified - When you are petrified and terrified at the same time!

Tetris - My boss is dyslexic and said I had tetris instead of tourettes lol....I don't actually have tourettes though :)

TFTF - Talent For The Future

Tha Gret Knacker - "You big wally" - to be used in yorkshire

That's beat - A shot in basketball that is put up real weak and you say it when youre about to block it

That's musicology - That's some good music!

That's pro - "Good job" or "Well done"

That's rock 'n roll - That's life

That Really Pimps My Ride - When you are angry, instead of saying "That really ticks me off" say this instead

The Bibble - It's a bible for all the stupid, retarded and people who are naturlly blonde minded...This is your excuse..and it IS your religion!

THE Bollocks - Amazingly brilliant, big emphasis on THE

The Great Flood - A fat womans period.

The Hitler - Secretly smearing fresh poo on a best friends upper lip

The Infestation - To refer to "children"

The melted crevice - When your anus is red hot and burnt after a bad bout of the scutters or just after non lubricated butt sex

The Nasty Nasty - Sex

The Phantom Queef - When someone queefs and it seeps through the cracks in the door, you have just experienced "The Phantom Queef" (dun dun dun!!!)

The Six P's (P.P.P.P.P.P.) - Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

The Uncle Sam - To punch your girl in the teeth after sexual activity

The V - The v shape that is formed around your crotch when you wear tight jeans.

The Willage People - A pack of gay men

The Wizard - The name given to the father of a child with a deformed head resembling a pear, the childs nose may also be mis-shaped in the form of a boulder.

The Yoddler - A little person that yoddles inside of you and sends a message to the brain that you find funny and begin to laugh for what everyone around thinks is no apparent reason.

Thigh Slap - To stand naked, usually in front of your partner, and thrash you hips side to side so as to slap your penis against your thighs creating a slapping sound

Thighkles - A cross between thighs and ankles...EXTREMELY obese people have this problem

Thingie-ma-bob - When you can't remember the name of something eg. "Wheres the thingie-ma-bob?"

Thingimajigalibob - Is used when you can't come up with the word you're looking for.....i.e. "can you get me the...ah....'thingimajigalibob'"

Thingy-ma-bober - Something you forget the name of

Thirty One - 24 + 7 = 31. Something that's going on all the time

Thisselstopemfloppin - German word for "bra"

Thoinga - Loser

Thrahssenburrn - Adj. A good insult i.e. "That insult was a thrahssenburrn!" Pronounced Thra-sh-en-burn.

Thrass - The thread that gets stuck in your asscrack from a pair of new boxers

Throw-Mance - Referring to romance (when someone's so in love its disgusting!)

Thrush, A - Someone who's extremely irritating and won't go away

Thunder Blunder - When you let out a mega fart and the whole room shakes.

Thundercrotch - A very large vagina

Thunderware - Big girl (fat) panties

Tibby-reght - It will be right in morning

Tick - A really good looking person, the same as Buff or Fit.

Tick - An outrageously tiny dick.

Tiff - 'Fit' backwards, can be used when one is describing a good looking person but u dont want them to know that

Tig-o-Bitties - Big-o-Titties but switched around ... funny to say and some people might not know what your talking about!

Tiggo Bitties - Giant boobs

Tight-arse - A bird with a good looking arse. More commonly a guy whos arms are shorter than his pockets deep

Tiki-Hut - An all encumpassing word that can be used to describe emotions from anger to rejoice. Its all about context baby!

Timmering - To hang on the edge of (eg her nose was timmering on the edge of her face)

Tinkle - Pee or poo

Tips - What you call someone when they say something obvious Ex. "Thanks, Tips..."

Tipsilated - Drunk

Tish-wash - A polite why of saying Bollocks

Tit-rat - A skanky female, who's always seen on the streets. Usually found around skate parks and bottle shops.

Titarific - Amazing boobs!

Titteriffic - Someone with nice or big boobs

Tizzy - Awesome; cool

To Make Pocahontas - To poop yourself

To put a spoon in your mouth - Hearing voices that aren't there

Todge-podge - Ass-hole

Todger - Males special place

Todger - Another word for willy

Todger Dodger - Lesbian

Toeface - A word used when you can't think of anything else to call someone.

Toerag - It's what you call a girl if she is seedy and gets her rat out

Toffee Teeth - Minging Teeth. Yellow and brown

Toidi - A nickname for someone who's an idiot. (It's idiot backwards!)

Toilet ducks - A group of girls that go to the toilet together

Tom Tit - Sh*t

Tomjanovich - To be used when you do not know someone's last name. i.e. "I saw Peter Tomjanovich the other day."

Toodles - Slang for ovaries

Tool - A loser with the classification level of a nerd, but not as smart

Tool - See Tallywacker

Tool - Someone who does other people's dirty work

Tootered - When you fart!

Toother(s) - Alternative/Code word for cigarette(s)

Tootsie - Foot

Top Bollocks - A fair pair of womens breasts

Top Quality Hattage - An expression of something that is incredibly good.

Tops - Something that is excellent, very good

Torpoodo - A sh*t that flies out of your ass really fast but creates no splashback

Torrididdle - Bewildered, almost mad

Total Dude - Someone who is cool; A party kinda guy who is fun to hangout with

Tough as old boots - Means some one is really hard, e.g "Bacon ed is as tough as old boots"

Toutan - A lie or a bluff

Toutanator - Someone that is always telling lies

Toxic-Zombie-Jam - Cool/Awesome

Toy's are bust - A name for the shop Toys R Us

Traffication - Really obnoxious rush hour traffic

Trag - Tragic goth

Tramp - It means a trap on the streets

Tramp Stamp - A tattoo located on the lower back of a female.

Tranny Fierceness! - Instead of saying "cool!" or "awesome!" just say "tranny fierceness!" or just fierceness, or fierce.

Treetrunk - A fat person

Trench chumper - A homosexual man

Trench coat - A condom

Tress - To tress is to chill, to be calm, to relax. If dis-tress is suffering, pain, sorrow, anguish, misery then tress is the opposite of this (distress without the 'dis-')

Tricky McTrickerson - One who is sneaky

Triffy - Terrific + Insane. Insanely terrific.

Trigz - A skinny ass white boy

Trikkets - Womens Breast.

Trim - Small dick, or cool (wasnt origanally meaning cool but we changed it)

Triple Bagger - A girl so ugly, you need three paper bags to sleep with her; one for her, one for you in case hers falls off and one for your dog so he'll respect you in the morning.

Triple T K A - Time To Totally Kick Ass

Trollied - To be ever so slightly pissed out of your mind

Tromboning - To masturbate while taking a dump

Trouser Burp - A cool way of saying fart

Trouser trout - A penis

Trublems - Troubles not yet big enough to be problems

Trucker - Fag, of the gay sense, likes men

Trudge - A penis that is wider than it is long

Truffle-hunter - A perfect description for that girl accross the dance floor eating all of the party food with a face that recently ran into the back end of a bus

TT - Chinese slang for condom.

TTUL - Talk to u later

Tubba - Small Penis

Tubber - To have sex in a bath tub

Tubs - What you call a fat person

Tude-e-at - A backward attitude aka mentally f**ed

Tuff - Cool. As used in the 50's

Tuls - Something you call someone who is a wannabe slut

Tunage - It's a song that is really quite good. i.e "that is tunage..."

Tundra Wookie - A large, hairy and poorly bathed woman from interior Alaska. These creatures have been known to migrate to the lower 48 states.

Turd Tickler - When someone acts like a damn retard and doesnt know it

Turd-burgler - A person who is gay.

Turd-cutter - It means when a girl has a but so big it can be cutting turds

Turgelence - A mixture of the word turd and turbulence. A way to describe the experience of following through!

Turkey tassels - Stretched out vagina

Turkeyscrot - When someone has a face like a turkeys scrotum

Turner - An ultimate brown nosing suck up. Easily angered whn accused and fully beleives they don't suck up and that they have a lot of friends, but they don't.

Turtle Boner - Small Penis

Twanging your doobrie - It's what is professionally known as masturbating (flogging the bishop, spanking the monkey etc etc)

Twangus - When you accidentantly sit on a fork and it gets jammed up your ass

Twanka - Its a mix between wanka and twat - so its its 2 swear words rolled into one!

Twanky - Twenty two

Twat-face-monkey-raper - The extreme aff all abuse - ie 'F**K You, you Twat Face Monkey Raper'

Twat-faced monkey man - Someone who really should know better, often with a beard (Tayside colloquialism)

Twate - A posh twat

Twatface - Someone who metaphorically has the features and attitudes of a c**t. Used in the same way as dickhead or wankhead.

Twattock - Stupid Person

Twazzock - Less offensive term for a twat and a wazzock

Tweed - Nerd;, oser

Tweener - You are a crackhead

Tweety - Vagina

Twelve-Pounder - I need to take a 12 pound sh*t

Twice...in the face - Said after a sexual remark is made. eg - "I wanna f**k her" and the response being "Yeah, twice... in the face!"

Twiddle - To fiddle with something

Twidget - Vagina

Twiff - Weed

Twig-n-berries - Penis and testicles

Twinalaughacow - A cow that has inherited the rare genetic trait of possessing two laughs and the usual moo

Twink - Hot young gay guy

Twinkie - Some one that looks really bored or plain; someone fat

Twinkle - Another term for crush, Ex. "She has the twinkle for josh."

Twinks - Something cute I call my mate

Twinni - When someone is lying about their age

Twitter - To chat

Twittern - Narrow path between hedges

Two Dollar - An Asian Chick

Twoddle - Twat, but too polite to call the person a twat

Twonk - Its a slightly less offensive word for twat, something more suitable to say infront of your teacher without getting strung up by your shoe laces. Or twonkette for the ladies if you're feeling particularly pollitically correct.

Twonk - Mixture between Plonker and Twat

twurd - A cross between a twat and a turd

Twushie Muncher - When somebody is really p*ssed off or angry