Funny words beginning with R

R.A.P

Retard Attempting Poetry
submitted by MaDog

R.B.A

Random Boner Alert
submitted by Juju

R.D.C

Rapidly Deteriorating Conversation. When you are so high you can go from talking about space flight or the theory of relativity to acting and sounding like a seal
submitted by anonymous

R.E.D.H.E.A.D

Really Emotional Dumb Horny Emo Abusive Dude
submitted by meme

R.O.B

Rolls Over Belt - a fat person
submitted by Butlam

R.P.I

Random Pooing Incident
submitted by JO

R.U.B

Really ugly bitch!
submitted by Mo'nique

Raccoon

As in "I raccoon it's time to go to bed!"
submitted by Jon

Racist

Remedial Anglo Citizens Insisting on Systematic Tyranny
submitted by #facts

Rack

To rack someone- to kick them in the balls. WARNING Racking may be against penal codes. (Nudge, nudge, wink wink)
submitted by Kazer91

Rack

Colloquial word that means "to steal". eg "he racked the drinks"
submitted by Carlos English

Radish

To get into character for role playing
submitted by Nova

Ragamuffin

An urchin, sombody who dresses in rags
submitted by George

Rager

Crazy party
submitted by BEEF

Raggo

That's mad
submitted by Drew

RAH

(as in she's such a rah/sloane..) Rich Arse Hole... use to be Royal and Hiers.
submitted by sarah.

Rail

To have sexual intercourse
submitted by the A-TRAIN

Rainbow stick

Colorful sick
submitted by Chewy

RALMFAO

A substitute for lol - "Rolling Around Laughing My F**cking Ass Off"
submitted by Jammo

Ralph

"(Ralphed, Ralphage) - To puke. eg "I am gonna ralph", "I drank so much I ralphed everywhere", "I produced some mad ralphage last nite"
submitted by kelli xXx

Rammy

Disgusting
submitted by from estonia

Ramshank

Wicked
submitted by Libby

Ranch

"Rancid ho ("she is such a Ranch")"
submitted by Melissa

Randle

A way of describing a woman who can't stop being a cock tease
submitted by James

Random Arm

When you're lying side by side with your girlfriend and one or other of you has an arm that you don't quite know what to do with, or can't find a comfortable place to put it
submitted by Bellend

Randomer

A weird person
submitted by petae & Trish & lib & flick & katy

Randoms

Those people who arrive, usually drunk, in your flat at around 1am. They will criticise your general housekeeping skills while spilling beer all over your kitchen floor. Often they belong to some one eg 'Fred''s randoms' (for example).
submitted by Anon

Randy's

Randoms. Usually refers to late night
submitted by anonymous

Ranga

Same meaning as ginger (a red haired person). Comes from "orangutan"
submitted by Tom

Ranger

Someone that has orange hair
submitted by Taylor blue

Rank

Something thats really crap
submitted by aimee

Rank

Disgusting
submitted by da wee farmer

Rap Up

Shut up
submitted by bob

Rapage

When in the process or after beating someone. i.e That was some serious Rapage!!
submitted by Yma and Yug

Rape It.....Hard!

To do it very well
submitted by Buzza

Rapeistan

Funny way of saying you wrecked someone. (Usually in a game)
submitted by Bora

Rars clart

Arse wipe
submitted by G

Raspberry Soccerball

A good word to describe someone you love. Can be used in place of honey, cutie, boo, or sweetie. I.e. "There's my raspberry soccerball!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Rat

Another word for a woman's front botty
submitted by bob

Rat

Whore or ugly (rat chick)
submitted by jimmy zombie

Rat Bush

A gross looking hair style for girls when their hair is normal looking in the front and all spiked up and messy on the back side (ex. "Eeww! look that girl has a rat bush")
submitted by Slang Tang Ninja

Rat-Arsed

To get really drunk
submitted by kelli xXx

Rats Arse Mess

Somebody who has bad hair! "she looks a rats arse mess"
submitted by tray n lou

Razabattang

Used to say something is cool
submitted by Joe

RCG

For all the men out there... the unexplained and completely random boner
submitted by Raz

Re Re

Cute way of saying "retard"
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Re-Re

Nice way to tell someone they are acting retarded
submitted by Fabrizio

Real

Down to earth person
submitted by Real

Red Dragon

Slapping your semi-errect penis across somebodys face
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Redonculous

F**ckin ridiculous
submitted by britt and mason

Redonkulous

Something that is unbelievable
submitted by Jeff Barnhart

Redonkulous

Silly, rediculous
submitted by amber

Reef

Used when something bad happens/is said/done (ie. "aww reef!!")
submitted by abby babby

Reet

Generally a "Hello" term. Can take more e's till reeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
submitted by Jackie Anne

Refukulate

To fix something that someone else has messed up.
submitted by Rex

Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly
submitted by James

Relishishly-Flajellium

Being able to write with your left foot while playing a song to an apple with your ears
submitted by Ooberly Tooberloobie

Remix

When you are having way too much fun
submitted by Katerz and Curline

Remmer

A remedial, someone who is slow on the uptake
submitted by Chesney B

Renob

Someone being an idiot - especially while driving. (Instead of flipping someone off, you just yell 'RENOB!')
submitted by AwsmSteve

Renob

A retard, reject, or idiot
submitted by Nattyboy420

Rents

A persons parents - Get it?
submitted by Nathan & TaZ

Reow

Said when someone gets snippy or gets short and snaps at you
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Reprobate

Complete and utter F**ktard
submitted by Tommyhol

Rescue Dummy

Someone who swims out to sea to impress a member of the opposite sex and ends up being rescued by a far more attracetive and intelligent lifeguard
submitted by Martez

Retarded

Getting so drunk, everything just goes plain silly!
submitted by Loz

Retarded donkey block

A person who looks like a donkey who ran into a wall
submitted by jordan haris (i suffer from this desese)

Reverend Phelps

Pronunciation note: must generally be said in a frightened or urgent tone, even if it's whispered. This is used whenever comments about gayness (either male or female) come up, or to indicate subtly that someone is (or is acting) gay.
submitted by Kurasu

Reverse kanga

Sitting on a toilet backwards to leave skidmarks
submitted by iddqd

Revogilate

Reload
submitted by The one

Rhea

Short form of diarrhea
submitted by Lobster bandit

Rhinoculars

Binoculars with a rhino attached
submitted by didley

Rhoda

The less attractive friend of the girl you are trying to pick up
submitted by ssajr

Ribbing

Taking turns calling each other names, normally done in sessions. winner moves on.
submitted by yer mommaa aka yer mom.(:

Rice Burner

A term used by muscle car owners to identify a foreign car from Japan such as a Nissan or Mistubishi
submitted by the big guy

Rich

Means to 'shag', and can be used as a way to talk about sex in front of parents! Enter 'shag' in predictive text and you'll understand!
submitted by Nathan & TaZ

Richard Cranium

A way to call someone a d***head without being vulgar (dick is short for richard and head is another word for cranium)
submitted by richard cranium

Ricockules

Worse than ridicules, unbelievable
submitted by schula

Ricockulous

Absurd; preposterous; laughable
submitted by Jenelle

Ricockulus

Change the dick to cock in ridiculus
submitted by Adam

Ride the cotton pony

A woman's period
submitted by KennyM!

Ridick

Ridiculous
submitted by Rachelll

Ridicule Jam

It means you pwn someone by attacking them with a good comeback
submitted by Dylan

Rididng the porcelin express

Hugging the toilet all night because you were puking
submitted by sierra

Ridonkulous

Utterly ridiculous/stupid
submitted by jenny

Ridundulous

Stupid, crazy, incredible (it's a mixture of ridiculous and redundant)
submitted by Rosha

Ring Pirate

A gay person
submitted by Jamie Garrett

Ring-a-ding Kid

A guy with all money and no face. Proves the age-old belief that God really IS fair.
submitted by Zut

Ring-Sting

The morning after a curry that you regret, you hit the bog for a good half hour - the result of that horrible raw arse hole is.....RING-STING!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar

Risty

Out of control
submitted by Stripclubsanta

Ro-Ro

A Slag, from the ferry boats
submitted by key key

Road kill

Bloody ugly looking person!!! Resembles road kill!
submitted by MShan

Road Rage Dummy

A person who zig zags, passing cars at high rate of speed to next oncoming red light or a person who speeds continuously towards upcoming red lights
submitted by D Man

Roar

If someone really is hot and attractive, you can say "He's so roar!" But the pronounciation is more like: Ro-Aaaaar!
submitted by shnoob

Roast Beef Danglies

Another word for saggy or nasty vagina
submitted by Tito

Roast Ghost

A fart that is not suitable for vegetarians
submitted by Helsby

Robert

Wanker (im 14 and use it when describing people to my parents) named after a boy called robert who lives near me
submitted by Jamie Lee

Robin Hood's Bluff

Telling a fib
submitted by MIke

Robo-Rapian

A machine in the early 90's thats gay and rapes
submitted by USSJAnge

Rod

" A random fit bloke - "rod at 11 o clock" or "I pulled a nice bit of rod last nite"
submitted by Niki

Rodeo style

Similar to "doggie style" but while on the "job" shout the wrong name and see how long you can stay on for
submitted by boredinbelgium

Roink

Worse than rank
submitted by sinister clothcat

Rolf'd

To get drunk or smoked in the balls... as in.. man you got Rolf'd or... let's get Rolf'd tonight
submitted by Alex Kensgaard

Roller Pig

Someone really fat
submitted by killer kookiez

Romantastic

Fantastically romantic, very sweet (eg "Awwwww!! That movie is so romantastic!!")
submitted by anonymous

Room beats

To be shouted when in a room with mates and there's an unfortunate person that receives beats
submitted by lordthe

Rope

A long, thick, twisted and hairy type person
submitted by Mice

Rosary

A Boner
submitted by BicBoi

Rot Bot

Bad smelling ass
submitted by jim

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco
submitted by Jessie

Rotund

A word to be used to politely describe an overweight person
submitted by OISH KIRBIBBLE agent4815162342 ♥♥♥♥ LATE you all everybody!!! xD

Roundwee

Dick head
submitted by hannah and billie

Roy Keane

Someone who is so keen on getting a shag are known to be 'Roy'
submitted by bigstu

Royal Apple

A v. fit man!! ;)
submitted by xxPwetty Pwincessxx

RSB

Rusty Sulfur Butt...when you drop ass!
submitted by hottiebeshka

RT

Short for retard
submitted by Natalie

Rtard

A self-proclaimed retard.
submitted by ted

Rubba Dub Dubber

A gay person
submitted by KennyM!

Rubbing

A quick fumble eg. "Becky gave Eden a good rubbing!"
submitted by McDee

Rubbing

A quick fumble eg. "Bex & Eden had a good rubbing last night!!"
submitted by McDee

Ruda-Bega

An awesome friendship! And inside joke!
submitted by Bega

Rudabaga

A funny sounding word for a vegetable that's yellow!
submitted by Bega

Ruddy-Nora

Annoyance and bewilderment of the first degree. e.g "Ruddy-Nora tis raining in the wide blue yonder what is our fandabbydosy world!"
submitted by Flo!

Rude Boy

People that drive around pumpin out crappy dance music
submitted by adam

Rudepelstiltskin

Very rude indeed.
submitted by Reno-kun

Ruffle Shuffle

Something worse than waddling; done by someone who is way too fat to even waddle properly
submitted by Kaytlyn

Ruffle some Feathers

Get into a fight.
submitted by Doug Keil

Rufus Rough-Cut

Person with a bad hair cut
submitted by rutter

Rug muncher

A lesbian
submitted by Christina

Rug-back

A ridiculously hairy ass
submitted by Benny J, London

Rug-back

A ridiculously hairy back
submitted by Benny J

Rump

A word that happily fits into any sentence to make it worth listening to
submitted by Claire Amy Laura [Mackam Vegetarians]

Rump Ranger

Another word to describe a gay person
submitted by sheite101

Rumpeledstiltskin

Vagina flaps

Rumpy

A fat female that looks nice, and with which you'd definately climb in to bed with

Run the Rugs

Simply means to vacuum the rugs
submitted by tylerb

Russian Snog

When someone sits on your face and tenses their ass muscles to try and butt kiss you
submitted by Adam. A

Rust cut

Ginger
submitted by Rutter

Rusty Bacon Strips

Another word for a part of a womans vagina
submitted by Conor Keenan

Rusty Bullet Hole

The stage after two days of not wiping your arse.
submitted by Dr. Bumfluff

Rusty Lick

To lick someones asshole
submitted by meza the humble servant

Rusty Trombone

A term used to describe the act of a woman giving a man a reach around while eating out his butt ex. "Dude i met this chick the other night and she gave me a wickid rusty trombone"
submitted by Brain