Funny words beginning with R

R.A.P - Retard Attempting Poetry

R.D.C - Rapidly Deteriorating Conversation. When you are so high you can go from talking about space flight or the theory of relativity to acting and sounding like a seal

R.E.D.H.E.A.D - Really Emotional Dumb Horny Emo Abusive Dude

R.O.B - Rolls Over Belt - a fat person

R.P.I - Random Pooing Incident

R.U.B - Really ugly bitch!

Rack - To rack someone- to kick them in the balls. WARNING Racking may be against penal codes. (Nudge, nudge, wink wink)

Rack - Colloquial word that means "to steal". eg "he racked the drinks"

Radish - To get into character for role playing

Ragamuffin - An urchin, sombody who dresses in rags

Rager - Crazy party

Raggo - That's mad

RAH - (as in she's such a rah/sloane..) Rich Arse Hole... use to be Royal and Hiers.

Rail - To have sexual intercourse

RALMFAO - A substitute for lol - "Rolling Around Laughing My F**cking Ass Off"

Ralph - "(Ralphed, Ralphage) - To puke. eg "I am gonna ralph", "I drank so much I ralphed everywhere", "I produced some mad ralphage last nite"

Rammy - Disgusting

Ramshank - Wicked

Ranch - "Rancid ho ("she is such a Ranch")"

Randle - A way of describing a woman who can't stop being a cock tease

Random Arm - When you're lying side by side with your girlfriend and one or other of you has an arm that you don't quite know what to do with, or can't find a comfortable place to put it

Randomer - A weird person

Randoms - Those people who arrive, usually drunk, in your flat at around 1am. They will criticise your general housekeeping skills while spilling beer all over your kitchen floor. Often they belong to some one eg 'Fred''s randoms' (for example).

Randy's - Randoms. Usually refers to late night

Ranga - Same meaning as ginger (a red haired person). Comes from "orangutan"

Ranger - Someone that has orange hair

Rank - Something thats really crap

Rank - Disgusting

Rap Up - Shut up

Rapage - When in the process or after beating someone. i.e That was some serious Rapage!!

Rape It.....Hard! - To do it very well

Rars clart - Arse wipe

Raspberry Soccerball - A good word to describe someone you love. Can be used in place of honey, cutie, boo, or sweetie. I.e. "There's my raspberry soccerball!"

Rat - Another word for a woman's front botty

Rat - Whore or ugly (rat chick)

Rat Bush - A gross looking hair style for girls when their hair is normal looking in the front and all spiked up and messy on the back side (ex. "Eeww! look that girl has a rat bush")

Rat-Arsed - To get really drunk

Rats Arse Mess - Somebody who has bad hair! "she looks a rats arse mess"

Razabattang - Used to say something is cool

RCG - For all the men out there... the unexplained and completely random boner

Re-Re - Nice way to tell someone they are acting retarded

Red Dragon - Slapping your semi-errect penis across somebodys face

Redonculous - F**ckin ridiculous

Redonkulous - Something that is unbelievable

Redonkulous - Silly, rediculous

Reef - Used when something bad happens/is said/done (ie. "aww reef!!")

Reet - Generally a "Hello" term. Can take more e's till reeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Refukulate - To fix something that someone else has messed up.

Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly

Relishishly-Flajellium - Being able to write with your left foot while playing a song to an apple with your ears

Remix - When you are having way too much fun

Remmer - A remedial, someone who is slow on the uptake

Renob - Someone being an idiot - especially while driving. (Instead of flipping someone off, you just yell 'RENOB!')

Renob - A retard, reject, or idiot

Rents - A persons parents - Get it?

Reprobate - Complete and utter F**ktard

Rescue Dummy - Someone who swims out to sea to impress a member of the opposite sex and ends up being rescued by a far more attracetive and intelligent lifeguard

Retarded - Getting so drunk, everything just goes plain silly!

Retarded donkey block - A person who looks like a donkey who ran into a wall

Reverend Phelps - Pronunciation note: must generally be said in a frightened or urgent tone, even if it's whispered. This is used whenever comments about gayness (either male or female) come up, or to indicate subtly that someone is (or is acting) gay.

Reverse kanga - Sitting on a toilet backwards to leave skidmarks

Revogilate - Reload

Rhea - Short form of diarrhea

Rhinoculars - Binoculars with a rhino attached

Rhoda - The less attractive friend of the girl you are trying to pick up

Ribbing - Taking turns calling each other names, normally done in sessions. winner moves on.

Rice Burner - A term used by muscle car owners to identify a foreign car from Japan such as a Nissan or Mistubishi

Rich - Means to 'shag', and can be used as a way to talk about sex in front of parents! Enter 'shag' in predictive text and you'll understand!

Richard Cranium - A way to call someone a d***head without being vulgar (dick is short for richard and head is another word for cranium)

Ricockules - Worse than ridicules, unbelievable

Ricockulous - Absurd; preposterous; laughable

Ricockulus - Change the dick to cock in ridiculus

Ride the cotton pony - A woman's period

Ridick - Ridiculous

Ridicule Jam - It means you pwn someone by attacking them with a good comeback

Rididng the porcelin express - Hugging the toilet all night because you were puking

Ridonkulous - Utterly ridiculous/stupid

Ridundulous - Stupid, crazy, incredible (it's a mixture of ridiculous and redundant)

Ring Pirate - A gay person

Ring-a-ding Kid - A guy with all money and no face. Proves the age-old belief that God really IS fair.

Ring-Sting - The morning after a curry that you regret, you hit the bog for a good half hour - the result of that horrible raw arse hole is.....RING-STING!

Risty - Out of control

Ro-Ro - A Slag, from the ferry boats

Road kill - Bloody ugly looking person!!! Resembles road kill!

Road Rage Dummy - A person who zig zags, passing cars at high rate of speed to next oncoming red light or a person who speeds continuously towards upcoming red lights

Roar - If someone really is hot and attractive, you can say "He's so roar!" But the pronounciation is more like: Ro-Aaaaar!

Roast Beef Danglies - Another word for saggy or nasty vagina

Roast Ghost - A fart that is not suitable for vegetarians

Robert - Wanker (im 14 and use it when describing people to my parents) named after a boy called robert who lives near me

Robin Hood's Bluff - Telling a fib

Robo-Rapian - A machine in the early 90's thats gay and rapes

Rod - " A random fit bloke - "rod at 11 o clock" or "I pulled a nice bit of rod last nite"

Rodeo style - Similar to "doggie style" but while on the "job" shout the wrong name and see how long you can stay on for

Roink - Worse than rank

Rolf'd - To get drunk or smoked in the balls... as in.. man you got Rolf'd or... let's get Rolf'd tonight

Roller Pig - Someone really fat

Romantastic - Fantastically romantic, very sweet (eg "Awwwww!! That movie is so romantastic!!")

Room beats - To be shouted when in a room with mates and there's an unfortunate person that receives beats

Rope - A long, thick, twisted and hairy type person

Rosary - A Boner

Rot Bot - Bad smelling ass

Rotund - A word to be used to politely describe an overweight person

Roundwee - Dick head

Roy Keane - Someone who is so keen on getting a shag are known to be 'Roy'

Royal Apple - A v. fit man!! ;)

RSB - Rusty Sulfur Butt...when you drop ass!

RT - Short for retard

Rtard - A self-proclaimed retard.

Rubba Dub Dubber - A gay person

Rubbing - A quick fumble eg. "Becky gave Eden a good rubbing!"

Rubbing - A quick fumble eg. "Bex & Eden had a good rubbing last night!!"

Ruda-Bega - An awesome friendship! And inside joke!

Rudabaga - A funny sounding word for a vegetable that's yellow!

Ruddy-Nora - Annoyance and bewilderment of the first degree. e.g "Ruddy-Nora tis raining in the wide blue yonder what is our fandabbydosy world!"

Rude Boy - People that drive around pumpin out crappy dance music

Rudepelstiltskin - Very rude indeed.

Ruffle some Feathers - Get into a fight.

Rufus Rough-Cut - Person with a bad hair cut

Rug muncher - A lesbian

Rug-back - A ridiculously hairy ass

Rug-back - A ridiculously hairy back

Rump - A word that happily fits into any sentence to make it worth listening to

Rump Ranger - Another word to describe a gay person

Rumpeledstiltskin - Vagina flaps

Rumpy - A fat female that looks nice, and with which you'd definately climb in to bed with

Run the Rugs - Simply means to vacuum the rugs

Russian Snog - When someone sits on your face and tenses their ass muscles to try and butt kiss you

Rust cut - Ginger

Rusty Bacon Strips - Another word for a part of a womans vagina

Rusty Bullet Hole - The stage after two days of not wiping your arse.

Rusty Lick - To lick someones asshole

Rusty Trombone - A term used to describe the act of a woman giving a man a reach around while eating out his butt ex. "Dude i met this chick the other night and she gave me a wickid rusty trombone"