Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with J

J-Box - More socially acceptable than juice box

submitted by Steven

J-ism - An art form using white paint rather in nthe form of cubism dating back to the nineth century

submitted by spode

Jabam - It is a word that you can say giving emphasis to something that happens in your favor

submitted by XxDannixX

Jabberwockey - A person who says something and tries to be funny, bu sadly makes no sense and is a complete dumbass.

submitted by tam tam

Jabroni - Is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"

submitted by phAnt0m 5p1d0r

JACK!!! - To be shouted at people from fast moving cars.

submitted by Drew

Jack and the beanstalk - A pothead with his weed plant.

submitted by SillyDaniel

Jack Russel - Used to describe any breed of dog, both canine and exceptionally ugly females

submitted by Koko the abused monkey

Jack-in-a-cupboard - When you shut the door of a cupboard really quickly and with stuff leaning against the door, to prevent yourself getting the blame for the stuff falling out and smashing.

submitted by ^her^

Jacked - To steal

submitted by EdWayne

Jackie Degs - Legs

submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall

Jafacian - A fake Jamaican, basically someone that thinks they are Jamaican but they're just chatting bum, e/g Hes a Jafaican

submitted by Danthemantrunley

Jaffa - It means something really good (ie 'That's well jaffa') mainly to be used when talking about an attractive person (ie 'he/she's a bit of a jaffa'). Can be used as a term of affection towards friends and basically just means someone tasty

submitted by operation ivy

Jagwacker - Someone who plays with themself a lot

submitted by a G

Jahugeuan - Very very big

submitted by therk

Jaja - Mexican for haha

submitted by ~Kizzara~

Jajaja - Mexican laughter (hahaha) but pronounce the J

submitted by not telling

Jalk - Jay-walk

submitted by jesus

Jam - A very wonderful mixture of all things sexually entertaining that's usually stuffed into a very attractive jar

submitted by jamzilla

Jam Rag - A sanatry towel

submitted by Jimi 89

Jam rag - Sanitry towel

submitted by Google

Jam Sandwich - A fat red head

submitted by belid

Jambulicious - Use it to be sarcastic with someone that is nerdy/geeky to you. They'll think you're calling them delicious, but you're NOT.

submitted by trinett

Jamima - Vagina

submitted by anon

Jamolt - A dumbass

submitted by mike hunt

Jamone - Come on

submitted by b-man

Jamtard - An individual who ruins the fun of others.

submitted by Nicole

Jank - Trashy, stupid, mean

submitted by Cooliott

Jankrow - A faker, someone who's nothing pretending to be hard

submitted by G

Janky - Wonky

submitted by Sally

Janky - If you did something and you're not good at it, you're janky. Or the turn you made was janky.

submitted by king shit

Janky - Contrary to a previous post it actually means you're a Jinx or bad luck.

submitted by Rue Harrell

Japarang Schpadangdang - A derogatory exclamation, commonly used by rednecks/hillbillies/whatever. My brother and I made it up. Anytime we come by some hick-ish white people, we simply whisper "Japarang Schpadangdang"

submitted by Ari.

Jarlicker - Lesbian

submitted by Alicia Rachael

Jawjappin - When a person is talking mad crap behind your back

submitted by Vaginal Infectiooon

Jawn - Anything is a jawn. eg "Hey, pass me that jawn right there"

submitted by sway

JD - A dj that doesnt quite get the audiance they want, like the ones at your wedding. Crap and outrageus

submitted by cozza cha

Je m'en fous! - "I don't give a f**k!!!" Say it with your head held high and fingers flashing

submitted by Ze Mole

Jebhead - Another word for an annoying person e.g. "What a jebhead"

submitted by josh b

Jebtastic - When something is well ace

submitted by josh b

Jeet - "Did you eat?"

submitted by irishmissie

Jeez-Louise! - Said in moments of frustration (as opposed to “jesus christ!”)

submitted by kelli xXx

Jehoysberg - A college

submitted by Heather

Jelbend - Fool; Stupid

submitted by Doraa

Jelly - An extremely sexy person who deserves lots of loving.

submitted by Paul Gonzalez

Jelly Whacker - Someone who masterbates too much

submitted by James

Jenkey - A load of sluts!

submitted by Spug-dig-donk

Jergenwipers - A phrase when you want to call someone and idiot but you're too mad at them to think of just the right word

submitted by ethan johnston

Jesi - Plural of Jesus

submitted by natjesusdude

Jesus Sandals - Flip-flops

submitted by becky

Jesus Sandals - Used for a flip-flops or opened toed sandals. See also Desert Wellies

submitted by anon

Jewed - When you get screwed or ripped off

submitted by tad kilmer

Jeweled - Drunk and high . . .at the same time

submitted by jally

Jewish - Something sucks or something is gay

submitted by jared

Jewish Porkpie - Very Rare

submitted by .:Azzar:.

Jezza - Joint/Weed

submitted by Komo

JibbaJabba - As in "shut yow jibbajabba"

submitted by flid(:

Jibble-Bibbled - The act of hitting someones breasts so that they wobble

submitted by Anon

Jiggle Jenny - A broad with big ol' titties!

submitted by Mac Dre

Jikky Jive - A dance consisting of only the hands and nipples

submitted by Ty

Jim Bob - Have a laugh

submitted by LOpez Gomez

Jimmied - When you leave someone by them self. eg "Oh my god that boy over there is jimmied!" or "Yeah the date was no good so I just jimmied her"

submitted by mazooza

Jimmy - To kiss. eg. "Ewww I just jimmied that wickedly ugly fag"

submitted by anonymous

Jimmy - To force open or break into. eg "Yeah I just Jimmied the door to that car and went for a joy ride"

submitted by Patrick O

Jimmy Riddle - I need a jimmy riddle means i need a wee

submitted by aimee

Jimmy Floyd - To have a wank, as in 'he's havin' a Jimmy Floyd' (from the name Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank)

submitted by Johnny Nocash

Jimmy Hat - A condom for your little Jimmy

submitted by Deluxe

Jimmy Hat - A condom.

submitted by M&M-K

Jimmy-Wally-Plonka - A very idiotic person

submitted by lozzzza

Jinglie - A person from the asian subcontinent, refering to the way they shake their heads as if a small bell was in it, as they speak

submitted by TJ

Jinkies! - O M F G !

submitted by FunaiDewd

Jismatic - On the same lines as orgasmic

submitted by madbird

Jitterbug - When you feel like dancing! e.g. "I want to jitterbug with you"

submitted by chazmeister

Jive Ass Turkey - One bad mother

submitted by funk e steve

Jizzster - To be a part of a gang of chronic masturbaters

submitted by Ty

Joan Ah - "Do you own a...?"

submitted by David

Jobby Jabber - A homosexual male act!

submitted by Kidney Thief

Jock - Gay

submitted by darren

Jock - Like when somone is bugging you, you say "Get off my jock", or "Stop Jocking me Kid."

submitted by Quick

Johanna - Do you wanna?

submitted by Sean and Cathal

Jokeshop - Someone who is a scruff and deserves to be laughed at

submitted by key key

Jola - A person who is so drunk they don't know their name isn't Jola. Used in a phrase "What a jola!" or "Oh no he's turning into a Jola" or "Oh no, I was such a JOLA last night aghh....!"

submitted by Jones

Jolly Rogerin' - To give a sexual pounding to your old lady

submitted by Mitch

Jonny no stars - A McDonalds employee who is rubbish at their job and henceforth have no stars on their badge

submitted by pretty_in_pink :-)

Joo - A person who states the obvious just to say something

submitted by bikerballs

Joshing - Just joking

submitted by SecksMuffin

Joygasm - Like an orgasm but without the sex

submitted by chris

Ju baager - Selfish or arrogant

submitted by keira leonard

Jualaba - When you do a poo, but when you wipe they is no trace that you ever did it. As when you look at the bog roll it is still white. {A Clean Poo}

submitted by нαиα!!!!!! --- вυтт_˘яυѕтιєѕ@нσт

Jubalishis - To be stupid or lazy

submitted by Holly

Jubb nuts - See winnits and dangleberries - the dried lumps of faecees that cling to the hairs around the arse

submitted by core_confusion

Jubbly Wubbs - Large breasts - eg: "Man she's got some great jubbly wubbs"

submitted by Curly Wurly

Judasssss - Used when something is out of control. Ex: if it is really hot outside...you'd say "JUDASSSS"

submitted by Lou Ann Meisod

Judianity - The hip name for Judaism

submitted by I-Hate-christmas!

Juekie - Anything nasty that could make someone want to throw up..for example snot dripping down someones face

submitted by JMAC

JuhLopenoes - Cracker version of Jalapenos

submitted by † Pope Ty †™

Juice - Beer

submitted by Caitlin

Juice fags - People who bring juice bags for lunch, then bust them on the ground

submitted by KennyM!

Jujy - A piece of candy.

submitted by Daniel

Juke - Same as the four letter "F" word. i.e. - "Was she trying to juke you last night?"

submitted by easttexas937

Jularious - F**king hilarious

submitted by Sabrina

Jumber Loo - Crazy person

submitted by katie leeeee

Jumbily Whoppers - Rather large boobs

submitted by moi

Jump bones - Have sex

submitted by Turquoise

Jumpabonable - totally screwable

submitted by Stacey

Junk - The whole package...down there.

submitted by Jake-Dogg

Junky (or junky-junky) - A word my brother made up meaning "stupid" or "rubbish". Eg. "He's so junky at football."

submitted by Stargirl

Jussis - (yuh-sis) South African exclamation like "wow".

submitted by cassie

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