Funny Words

If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.

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Funny words beginning with E

E-buse - To bully someone cyberly

submitted by Amy

E-Gadz! - Like OMG! or like WOW (old people used to use it and me and my friends thought it was halirious)

submitted by a blonde

E-maca-moo - Decribes everything good

submitted by bizzi+chipmunk

E.M.S - Early Morning Stoner

submitted by pete

E.N.D - Excessive Nomming Disorder

submitted by Dmp1563

East Bumblefuck - Middle of nowhere, like in rural places

submitted by Augie

Edward Beerhands - Strapping two huge vase's filled with beer to ones hands, only once they have been drunk may the 'Edward' be relinquished.

submitted by isaacMattAsh

Eeep! - A sound of shock, usually said in a stupidly high voice

submitted by McDee

Eemish - People that have never had sex and are afraid

submitted by I am not EEMISH

Effigying - Pronounced: eef uh gee ing. Another word for f*ucking. eg "Those effigying b*st*rds"

submitted by St. Charles, The Unlikely Bastard

Egbert - Someone that has a real bad smell

submitted by jordanharris

Egg McMuffins - Massively oversized boobs

submitted by chris

Egg-sucking dog - Doesn't really mean anything, its just an insult

submitted by Masta Rasta**

Eggiemo - A cute name for a small ickle person

submitted by Bizzi

Eh - Pronounced 'ay' or 'A'. It's punctuation eh

submitted by Avg Canadian

Eh ehh ehhhhh - To be used when all other words can't

submitted by Paulie

Eichelkaas - German for sperms

submitted by Matzi

Elbarcs - It's just scrabble backwards but it sounds funny

submitted by natjesusdude

Embazz - Embarrassing

submitted by MBD

Eminent ruage - Anything associated with negativity

submitted by Mark Baker

Emo's - Complete idiots who think they know true pain, but only hate every body cause some where down the line they didn't get what they wanted

submitted by rawker

Emotional Constipation - Inability to show emotion

submitted by Lyssa<3

Empty your load/pisspot - To go for a piss after you have been holding it in for a time thats unnaturally long and painful

submitted by Claire Laura Amy [Mackam Shlags]

Encyclopaedophile - A person who has sex with books.

submitted by Joe Foxon

Endo - Weed

submitted by Erin E

Enemise - To make an enemy of a stranger and/or a friend, in fact, anyone

submitted by jeuan, sometimes Jordan

Epic Fail - Internet meme used among teenagers to describe a horrible failure of sorts

submitted by BOING

Epicness - Something that is well and truly large in scale....no not that sort of thing...

submitted by bizzi + chipmunk

Epix - An exclamation, adjective, or otherwise useful word that goes beyond the amount of awesomeness implied by the word

submitted by Lord Gale

Epizoodik of-the Blowhole - When you're withholding from getting up to poop because you know you're going to have really bad diarrhea. Typically said upon getting up and realizing the bad colon cramp you've created.

submitted by Jon Waters

Escape - Shut up (say it over and over while an annoying person is talking)

submitted by Rosha

Eshays - Really cool

submitted by poobrain

Eskloring - When you are looking/exploring for a skank, slut, whore

submitted by Duran

Ethernet - Used to catch the Etherbunny

submitted by me

Euuuu Mi Gawd! - Oh My God.. In Valley Girl Language

submitted by GUEEEEEEEESs

Evilosity - Something diabolicaly evil or horrid and used alone after you say something evil. Example: "I will whip you! Muahahahaha! Evilosity. So, how are you?"

submitted by bobo

Extra cheese on your taco - Yeast infection

submitted by monistat

Extra-Large Marge - A woman that is very fat, hence extra-large (her name doesn't have to be Marge)

submitted by Britter : P

Eye-boogers - The snot that gets in your eyes when you wake up

submitted by JoshMars

Eyegasm - When you see something so awesome it feels like your eyes are having an orgasm

submitted by dmp1563

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