Funny words beginning with N

N.A.D.S. - Nasty-ass dangling sack.

N.E.R.D - Not Even Remotely Dorky

N.I.G.G.A - Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished

Naab Jaab - Another word for a blow job...

Nacker Tash - Just A Funny Word

Nan - Means nothing, nada. i.e."I have nan money"

Nancy - A male who exhibits an anti-male quality. e.g. - "Zach couldn't open the water bottle...what a nancy!". Also a "Mary"

Nang - A cry of pain when in a weird position

Nang - Same as "Peng" - Strong/Good - usually describing weed

Nangs - Neck bangs (the short baby hairs on the back of your head)

Nap-sack - When your balls stick to your leg...and takes a long napp.....

Naples - No, nay or disagree

NARB - No Aparent Reason Boner

Nards - Balls, nuts, testes

Nark - A goody goody, who obeys/follows the rules all the time

Naughty Bits - Any part of a human, male or female, which cannot be shown on network television.

Naughty Fag - A person thats gay in school

Naughty tortoise - Funny way of saying someone is naughty!

Nava - Not A Virgin Anymore

Navinger - A vagina with ginger pubes

Ne naw - Horrible next door neighbour

Neard - Neck beard

Neck - When someone says or does something stupid you say "Neck" and hit them on the back of their neck

Neckbone - Loser, fag, dork

Neckmeat - When somebody punches you

Necropeedofile - Person who digs up dead kids and shags em

NED - (Non Educated Deliquent) Gang of prettens to teens who hang around a street corner, get into trouble from the police and like a drink called buckfast

Ned'ed - Just like Tango, except you just got ned'ed

Ned Bawbag - A chav or ned who is a ball bag

Nedantsin - A very very extremely naughty sin

Neddy - A headache

Needle dick - Someone with a small penis

Negative boob - A girl with boobs that are way too small

Nekroplasmatonical - Said after really good sex

NeNe - Some one a dumb bland will listen to

Neob - (“Knob”). To be said in the style of a flying aeroplane like when you are feeding a baby and you go “nneeeooooww” when putting the spoon in its mouth. Like that but really loud and in unison with all your mates when someone does something embarrassing.

Nerg - An utterance uttered when annoyed.

Nern - One who farts in the bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles.

Nesbit - Light.

Nevved up - Getting very drunk

NEY!! - NO!!-- (a Wiganers term)

Ney Slapper - It's to be said when someone does something funny! (ex- "You're a ney slapper!")

Niblet - Tiny chunk of poop

Nienti - (pronounced knee-en-tay) Nothing (when you don't want to tell somebody something)

Nifkin - Region of skin between the balls and butthole.

Nifty - Something really sweet or awesome

Nifty Picnic - Awesome, sweet, cool

Nigga rigged - Something that's temporarily fixed (eg A t.v. with a wire hange and foil for the antenna)

Niggle or Niggaler - To criticise or to worrie. Niggaler: the person. Its a real word!!

Nimptoed - When your dick is so sore, you can't even touch it

Ninch - The action of pinching someone's nipple or nipples. (ex: "I just ninched your sister.")

Nincompoop - A nincompoop is a fool

Ninja - What you say when someone does something cool (e.g. "that was soo ninja!!")

Ninja Potion - To cup a fart in your hand and open it in front of someone's face, yelling, "Ninja Potion!"

Niplet - A third and very small nipple

Nippy noodles and my nunga nunga's are gettin hard - Basically it's cold and my nipples are hard

Nizo - Balls, grapefruits, testicles, Nuts

Njord - A retarded incident happening... like seeing a naked man spring from bushes in a zoo.

Nobby - When someone says a stupid comment or acts stupid

Nobo - Made from the word noob, originally created from some players from the game "Arcanist"

Nobyulus - A person who is acomplete nob. Sounds latin.

Noggintosh - Basically someone who is a pr*ck

Nolte - A really stupid person who acts like a fag n thinks hes the shiz.

Nolte - In replacement of gay or crap. Ie. "that is soooo nolte", or "you nolte!"

Nomp - Idiot, in a teasing but friendly way: 'Of course Bored at Uni isn't about how to be bored at uni, you nomp!'

Noo nog - ery stupid person, the type who would be best left under a rock trying to beat their way into the evolutionary

Noob - To be new and suck at something

Noob - A person of little faculties.

Noobette - A female noob

Nooblet - Same as noob, but with a let on it, and you can cook them up on a frier grille oven microwave etc because they're so bad you just pwn them that much

Noobzor - Lete for noob

Noodle - Someone stupid

Noonan! - Typically used as a jeer during games where one wishes the player to choke at whatever they’re attempting; field goal kick, free-throw shot, etc. Derived from Caddyshack.

Nooner - Having sex at lunch time

Noonthirty - 12:30 pm

Nor - It can mean either "no" or another word for "lame" etc.

Norm - Someone who fits in way too much, posesses few distinguishing characteristics

Nosebleed - Geek/uncool person

Nosestache - A mustache that grows out of your nose

Nostalmo - Having a "Nostalgic Moment" a very common occurence in the land of the old zimmerframe-bound human things. Best example - "during the war"

Nostration - When you laugh while drinking something and it comes out your nose.

Notorious F.A.G - A rap artist who is homosexual (stolen from Will And Grace)

Nouwnt - Midlands way of saying nothing. pronouced "now-ent". example: "theres nouwnt on telly"

Nub - Someone who is purely shite at something

Nub - Nerd or Geek

Nuba - A man's first erection

Nubbinz - To hit someone under the arm pit with a pointed hand

Nubliai - The central core of a Noob. Example: WTF, you stole my J-10. You are nothing but a Nubliai

Nucking Futs - F*cking Nuts: if an adult is around you say this

Nudite - Getting frostbite from being nude

Nug - Sexy

Nugget - Can be used instead of cool

Nugget Dweller - Sh*t stuck between your arse crack

Nuhel - No hell no...

Nuker - A microwave oven

Numpty - To be a simpleton and/or dopey

Numpty - If someone is a little dumb, they are a numpty

Numsac - Completely thick bloke

Nunga Nunga Holder - Bra

Nunga-nunga's - This word is what my mates brother calls girl's breasts

Nunga-Nungas - Another word for boobs!

Nunya - When someone asks you a nosy question, the answer should be "nunya" no matter what they ask. When they ask "what does nunya mean" tell them "nunya business".

Nunya Beezwax - None of your business

Nuskin - A womens vagina that is wider than it is long

Nutt-huggers - Extremely tight pants on a man

Nuttenexpress - In Austria you call that a train

Nuttknot - When you get your pubes in a knot

Nutty Hamjam - Nuts in your poo

Nyeap - Kinda like "yup" but way cooler