If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.
Funny words beginning with N
N.A.D.S. - Nasty-ass dangling sack.
submitted by ted
N.E.R.D - Not Even Remotely Dorky
submitted by FunaiDewd
N.I.G.G.A - Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Naab Jaab - Another word for a blow job...
submitted by via blake
Nacker Tash - Just A Funny Word
submitted by Yeadon
Nan - Means nothing, nada. i.e."I have nan money"
submitted by jedda
Nancy - A male who exhibits an anti-male quality. e.g. - "Zach couldn't open the water bottle...what a nancy!". Also a "Mary"
submitted by danno
Nang - A cry of pain when in a weird position
submitted by Sampo81
Nang - Same as "Peng" - Strong/Good - usually describing weed
submitted by G
Nangs - Neck bangs (the short baby hairs on the back of your head)
submitted by k-star
Nap-sack - When your balls stick to your leg...and takes a long napp.....
submitted by JordanKK TylerMM
Naples - No, nay or disagree
submitted by jimmy zombie
NARB - No Aparent Reason Boner
submitted by nikka Nerkal
Nards - Balls, nuts, testes
submitted by Jake-Dogg
Nark - A goody goody, who obeys/follows the rules all the time
submitted by catherine
NARP - Non-Athletic Regular Person
submitted by Anonymous
Naughty Bits - Any part of a human, male or female, which cannot be shown on network television.
submitted by Dick
Naughty Fag - A person thats gay in school
submitted by cozza cha
Naughty tortoise - Funny way of saying someone is naughty!
submitted by Murray
Nausdah - Worse than Nasty
submitted by Lori
Nava - Not A Virgin Anymore
submitted by radani
Navinger - A vagina with ginger pubes
submitted by Crooked Ronnie
Ne naw - Horrible next door neighbour
submitted by Lamla
Neard - Neck beard
submitted by jonny
Neck - When someone says or does something stupid you say "Neck" and hit them on the back of their neck
submitted by Rico
Neckbone - Loser, fag, dork
submitted by Charlie
Neckmeat - When somebody punches you
submitted by unkown
Necropeedofile - Person who digs up dead kids and shags em
submitted by the seer of all
NED - (Non Educated Deliquent) Gang of prettens to teens who hang around a street corner, get into trouble from the police and like a drink called buckfast
submitted by kx8uk
Ned'ed - Just like Tango, except you just got ned'ed
submitted by Gav
Ned Bawbag - A chav or ned who is a ball bag
submitted by johnny vodka
Nedantsin - A very very extremely naughty sin
submitted by jesus
Neddy - A headache
submitted by Jasminbelle
Needle dick - Someone with a small penis
submitted by Dominic
Negative boob - A girl with boobs that are way too small
submitted by bob
Nekroplasmatonical - Said after really good sex
submitted by TJR456
NeNe - Some one a dumb bland will listen to
submitted by Janene and Sarah
Neob - (“Knob”). To be said in the style of a flying aeroplane like when you are feeding a baby and you go “nneeeooooww” when putting the spoon in its mouth. Like that but really loud and in unison with all your mates when someone does something embarrassing.
submitted by kelli xXx
Neonate - "Baby" or "Infant" (human or other primate) in clinical terms; try it out with new parents: "What an adorable neonate!"
submitted by Tom
Nerb - An affectionate word for nerd
submitted by carly
Nerg - An utterance uttered when annoyed.
submitted by Josephk
Nern - One who farts in the bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles.
submitted by Brain
Nerp - A mixture between a nerd and a derp
submitted by The Fun Guy Dan
Nesbit - Light.
submitted by Kamerlissa
Netflix and Jill - Similar to "Netflix and Chill", but instead of having sex whilst watching Netflix, you're masturbating. Example: "My girlfriend was busy, so I kicked back and had a nice "Netflix and Jill" session."
submitted by Kaytlyn
Nevved up - Getting very drunk
submitted by Jon Marler
NEY!! - NO!!-- (a Wiganers term)
submitted by Jimmy Savil
Ney Slapper - It's to be said when someone does something funny! (ex- "You're a ney slapper!")
submitted by Your Mama
Niblet - Tiny chunk of poop
submitted by Flinker
Nienti - (pronounced knee-en-tay) Nothing (when you don't want to tell somebody something)
submitted by Cathal
Nifkin - Region of skin between the balls and butthole.
submitted by alpha cheeba hawk
Nifty - Something really sweet or awesome
submitted by Tetyana
Nifty Picnic - Awesome, sweet, cool
submitted by Kiersten M
Nigga rigged - Something that's temporarily fixed (eg A t.v. with a wire hange and foil for the antenna)
submitted by oops!
Niggle or Niggaler - To criticise or to worrie. Niggaler: the person. Its a real word!!
submitted by JAMES DAVY
Nimptoed - When your dick is so sore, you can't even touch it
submitted by KennyM!
Ninch - The action of pinching someone's nipple or nipples. (ex: "I just ninched your sister.")
submitted by ted
Nincompoop - A nincompoop is a fool
submitted by Elaina
Ninja - What you say when someone does something cool (e.g. "that was soo ninja!!")
submitted by The Unknown One
Ninja - No Income No Job or Assets
submitted by Russ and Tony
Ninja Potion - To cup a fart in your hand and open it in front of someone's face, yelling, "Ninja Potion!"
submitted by Plexi G
Niplet - A third and very small nipple
submitted by jesse
Nippers - Something used for pulling or squeezing
submitted by naoheyo15
Nippy noodles and my nunga nunga's are gettin hard - Basically it's cold and my nipples are hard
submitted by alex ackrill
Nizo - Balls, grapefruits, testicles, Nuts
submitted by xXxHeavilybrokenxXx
Njord - A retarded incident happening... like seeing a naked man spring from bushes in a zoo.
submitted by Marc
Nobby - When someone says a stupid comment or acts stupid
submitted by boothy
Nobo - Made from the word noob, originally created from some players from the game "Arcanist"
submitted by zappy_flash
Nobyulus - A person who is acomplete nob. Sounds latin.
submitted by Karakazov
Noggintosh - Basically someone who is a pr*ck
submitted by I-EAT-NOG
Nolte - A really stupid person who acts like a fag n thinks hes the shiz.
submitted by Matt n dan
Nolte - In replacement of gay or crap. Ie. "that is soooo nolte", or "you nolte!"
submitted by #6 #9
Nomp - Idiot, in a teasing but friendly way: 'Of course Bored at Uni isn't about how to be bored at uni, you nomp!'
submitted by Aissy
Nonabon - Not amused
submitted by anonymous
Noo nog - ery stupid person, the type who would be best left under a rock trying to beat their way into the evolutionary
submitted by aimee
Noob - To be new and suck at something
submitted by jeff kyte
Noob - A person of little faculties.
submitted by davjam89
Noobette - A female noob
submitted by melissa
Nooblet - Same as noob, but with a let on it, and you can cook them up on a frier grille oven microwave etc because they're so bad you just pwn them that much
submitted by ROBEASTIE
Noobzor - Lete for noob
submitted by robeastondioso
Noodle - Someone stupid
submitted by Boo
Noonan! - Typically used as a jeer during games where one wishes the player to choke at whatever they’re attempting; field goal kick, free-throw shot, etc. Derived from Caddyshack.
submitted by Ashi
Nooner - Having sex at lunch time
submitted by cbelott
Noonthirty - 12:30 pm
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Nor - It can mean either "no" or another word for "lame" etc.
submitted by Kate
Nordsap - Someone who thinks they are big but really they are just stupid
submitted by Leroy Jankins
Norm - Someone who fits in way too much, posesses few distinguishing characteristics
submitted by jordan
Nosebleed - Geek/uncool person
submitted by A @ Chi
Nosestache - A mustache that grows out of your nose
submitted by Erin
Nostalmo - Having a "Nostalgic Moment" a very common occurence in the land of the old zimmerframe-bound human things. Best example - "during the war"
submitted by Flo!
Nostration - When you laugh while drinking something and it comes out your nose.
submitted by National Council for Nostration
Notorious F.A.G - A rap artist who is homosexual (stolen from Will And Grace)
submitted by Bazz Evans
Nouwnt - Midlands way of saying nothing. pronouced "now-ent". example: "theres nouwnt on telly"
submitted by MeZa
Nub - Someone who is purely shite at something
submitted by mr facehead
Nub - Nerd or Geek
submitted by Nun uv yo bid nass
Nuba - A man's first erection
submitted by KennyM!
Nubbinz - To hit someone under the arm pit with a pointed hand
submitted by oginger
Nubliai - The central core of a Noob. Example: WTF, you stole my J-10. You are nothing but a Nubliai
submitted by Necrium
Nucking Futs - F*cking Nuts: if an adult is around you say this
submitted by anonymous
Nudite - Getting frostbite from being nude
submitted by jeff.m
Nuffnuff - When you forget what you're saying mid-sentence. Or to just brake the silence.
submitted by Megan :)
Nug - Sexy
submitted by adriana
Nugget - Can be used instead of cool
submitted by Ines & Elise
Nugget Dweller - Sh*t stuck between your arse crack
submitted by 4lyf
Nuhel - No hell no...
submitted by jxebchvtgu4
Nuker - A microwave oven
submitted by ssajr
Numbnuts - A dullard. A wally just going through the motions, with all the gumption of a deer in headlights.
submitted by Betty Swollocks
Numpty - To be a simpleton and/or dopey
submitted by Joel himself
Numpty - If someone is a little dumb, they are a numpty
submitted by jaffa
Numsac - Completely thick bloke
submitted by howard
Nunga Nunga Holder - Bra
submitted by Julie
Nunga-nunga's - This word is what my mates brother calls girl's breasts
submitted by Olivia
Nunga-Nungas - Another word for boobs!
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah
Nunya - When someone asks you a nosy question, the answer should be "nunya" no matter what they ask. When they ask "what does nunya mean" tell them "nunya business".
submitted by Littleone
Nunya Beezwax - None of your business
submitted by CyberGoth
Nurkey - A very special best friend
submitted by Pam
Nuskin - A womens vagina that is wider than it is long
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Nutt-huggers - Extremely tight pants on a man
submitted by derraj nosliw
Nuttenexpress - In Austria you call that a train
submitted by Swissboy
Nuttknot - When you get your pubes in a knot
submitted by bow chicka wow wow
Nutty Hamjam - Nuts in your poo
submitted by kym welch
Nyeap - Kinda like "yup" but way cooler
submitted by Chad Selix