Funny words beginning with C

C-Doi - C stands for Colby/Child - he likes younger girls. Used jokingly towards younger girls.

C.H.A.V. - Counsil House And Violence

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. - Cocks Have Erections, Vaginas Rip Open , Limpdicks Eat Turd

C.O.H.F - Cum On Her Face: For example, when your walkin with your friends and u see a hot girl, point to her and say "i'd COHF" and pronounce it just like cough

C.R.A.F.T. - Can't remember a f**king thing

C.S.D - Compulsive Singing Disorder. Sadly I am infected. Well, what can you do if you can't stop singing??

C.S.I - Cute, Single, Intelligent, Really a rear bread these days

Cabbage - You say it in stead of "tut" or sigh "oh well"...after a while its hard to stop saying it to be fair....

Cabbaged - [Zonked] Really tired or hungover [mostly after sex]

Caca - Poop, dirty, nasty

Cack-handed - Awkward

Cack-neck - A random word to describe someone who looks like they're trying to lick their own shoulder all the time. Or an extremely hated person

Cacker-mush - Westcountry (wiltshire) mildly offensive term, as in "what are you looking at, cacker-mush?"

Cactus - A girl that is so ugly it pricks at your eyeballs when you look at her.

Cadbury's Girl - Girl who gets drunk on a glass and a half

Cahonnes - To have guts/balls

Cajunkajunk - A man's fun parts

Cake - When someone exhibits an overtly faux homosexual or corny attitude

Cake Taker - Australian slang for one who takes advantage. A basic insult

Cakeing - To flirt with somebody

Calapidgion - Having shapely buttocks

California License Plate - A tattoo located on the lower back, above the butt

Callipygous - "Also callipygian--"having beautiful buttocks"."

Cambria - A made up disease for when someone starts acting up for attention eg. "she's got a bad case of cambria.."

Camel Toe - When a girl has tights clothes on

Camel-Toe - When (normally a girls) underwear (trowsers may also be) sucked up inbetween her special place (vagina)

Camwegeltoe - Camel-toe weggie combination on a person with really tight pants

Can't wanna shouldn't have ta - Rule breaker

Cankles - When you are so fat your calves and ankles are the same size.

Cannon - A large joint

Canoe Butt - When a woman sits on flat hard surface and her butt cheeks flatten out so much it looks like they'll cut through the sides of her pants.

Canucklehead - A total Canadian person. Sounds like it should be an insult, but it turns out, anything to do with Canada is pretty cool.

Caositoss - Something that is incredibly amazing and makes you want to rip all your clothes off and scream

Capital - Very cool indeed

Capsi - Short for capsicumuma, which means something is really good

Captain Crust - Someone who is crusty, normally in the personal areas

Carraffufee - A mix of caramel, toffee and fudge (tis nice)

Castaway - Someone who is not paying attention/Someone who is acting really distant lately.

Catfish - Used for a girl thats average, for example "Man, she a catfish, theres plenty of other fish in the sea!!"

Catywampas - When you fall down and hit your head, and when you get up, every thing is catywampas

CBA ATM TBH - Can't be arsed at the moment to be honest - abbreviations to the max!

Censor Squid - The mumbling Sound one makes when trying not to say something inappropritate, usually accompanied by a Hand o'er the Mouth (make sure it twitches!) and mumbling Sounds, as if muffled by a Squid.

Chafe - When u walk or cycle too much and ure groin gets a nappy rash and its sore.

Chapflaps - When a girl is acting very bitchy you say "someone has chap flaps!"

Charlie - A heroin addict/Cute guy who is adorable, but like a litle brother, or weird best friend who has been in love with you since you met/Funny British person/One-hit-wonder/Person who's name you can't remember (ie "He's a total Charlie. He got high last night!" "He's cute, but kind of a Charlie..." "He's a Charlie." "Hey...um...Charlie...")

Charv - (Charva) Teens from newcastle! Get pissed, wear a berg, rocky p's and gold!

Charva - Townie, Pleb etc

Chat - A polite way of saying something is sh*t. eg. "That is sooooo chat!!"

Chat - Dirty, seedy, disgusting

Chav - Townie, Pleb etc.

Chavelry - The jewlery of a chav

Chavmo - Someone who can't quite decide if they are a chav or an emo! Make up your f**king minds!!!

Chavtastic - Someone who is an ultimate chav

Chazo - Taking a huge sh*t into a small item: Tissue, Coke can, etc.

Che Fan Le Mei Yo? - [Chay-Fan-Ler-May-You] Chinese for "have you taken your rice?/have you eaten yet?" Fun thing to call people, because they think it's an insult :]

Cheatermentarianism - One who is addicted to cheating

Chebs - Breasts (usually female)

Check up from the neck up - Meaning you need your head checked :P

Cheddar Gorge - A lady's front bum

Cheeby - Idiotic girl. It's japanese

Cheeew Wooopp - A means of saying hello (out your car window to a hot young lady)

Cheek the seat - Share a chair with someone

Cheese - Something naff said by someone who think they are being cool. Can also be something tacky, like the crap you get in Christmas Crackers

Cheese - For use in any conversation that has slowed to a point where it is becoming boring or something difficult to reply to pops up...'I luv u'....Cheese

Cheese It - To exit an area post haste

Cheese Grater - When teeth are used in a blowjob

Cheese Smackme - Old, hard, grilled cheese sandwich

Cheeser - A guy/girl whose kisses are really nasty tasting... kind of like cheese

Cheesus! - Cheese + Jesus. Useful when religiously-challenged people are listening

Cheesy Basset - Where you put a boiled sweet in your foreskin and then take it out and eat it

Cheesy Grundle Hair - Residue on the hair between your asshole and your balls

Cheetle - The orange stuff on your hands after you eat cheetos

Cheezing - "When someone smiles at you a lot. "Why you always cheezing?"

Chester-drawers - Chest-of-drawers

Chesticles - Tits, kahoonahs, top bollox, thruppeny bits

Chesticles - Saggy boobs that are wrinkly. Half chest and half testicles

Chevvy - Pretty damn good/coolio/awesome

Chew - When you really would like to bone a girl you really would like to "Chew" on herr

Chewby - "Its a cross between "cheerio" and "goodbye"

Chexican - A Chinese Mexican

Chexican - Chinese-Mexican

Chez Long - When someone annoys you. e.g "Omg she's being such a chez long!"

Chezz - good freind

Chi chi - A womans breasts

ChiChi's - Breasts

Chicimono - (pronounciation: cheeky-mono) A word you can use for anything, when you either don't know what you're talking about or you are too lazy to actually say the whole word (ex. "hey, could you hand me that chicimono(book) over there?", or "whats that chicimono that you sweep the floor with?"). It is also shortened to such things as chic(pron. cheek), mono, icimono (pron. eeky-mono) chic-chic, chicilic (cheek-a-leek) monochic, chicalino, and any form of the word chicimono

Chicken Head - A girl who's not doing anything with her life or trying to

Chicken Chasing Feet - Big ol' feet

Chicken Fajita - Holy moly!!! (suprised) ie "OMG CHICKEN FAJITA!!!!!!!!!!"

Chickenleg - A name I call my business studies teacher. Basically a name for a *nob ed

Chief - To smoke Marjuana

Chigga - A chinese nigga

Chigger - A Chinese Nigger (Chinese Person Who Wants To Be Black)

Chilaniz - Chill your nips

Chillax - When you are relaxing or chilling whilst doing something e.g. Eating whilst camped out in front of the television

Chillax - Chill and relax

Chillaxed - An ultra relaxed state in which nothing matters

Chillibomb Head - A really irritating person who is really hotheadish

Chillihound - Someone who relentlesly orders the hottest dish on the menu in an attempt at masculinity and then produces an incredible display of vomit and poo

Chilly Willy - When you can't pee you have a Chilli Willy

Chimichanga - A burrito

Chimoe - It can mean love, hi, or bye!!

Chimpstiffy - This is what a monkey gets when it is pleasured by a woman.

China White - An average white person who has the facial features of a chinese person

Chinese Red Eye - Mooning someone then spreading your ass cheeks

Chingus - An item you dont know the name to, like "thingymajig"

Chinpak - Half Chinese/Half Pakistani

Chipmoo - An offensive term for a bitchy, argumentitve female. Or gay male.(halfway between a cow and a cookie.)

Chiselmonkey - somebody who INSISTS on annoying the hell out of you

Chita - (add spanish accent) Dumb mother f**ker

Choad - Very Short Stubby Penis

Choadsy - Someone who is short and fat

Chocolate Chimney Sweep - Someone that sweeps a man's chocolate chimney! (bummer)

Chocolate Potatoes - Poop

Chocolate Sheriff Badge - Anus (see also chocolate starfish)

Chocolate Starfish - Anus (see also chocolate sheriff badge)

Choda - Chubby penis

Choda - Space between your ass and nut sack

Chode - Space between balls and ass; also something to call someone when they annoy you

Chode - A penis that is wider than it is long

Chode - The area between the penis in the anus.

Chode - An extremely fat person

Chode - A penis that is fatter than it is longer

Chode - Someone with a small, fat penis

Chokin' the Chicken - When someone is singing extremely badly

Chonged - To get stoned i.e "I'm gunna get chonged tonight"

Chooch - A womans no-no area

Choonage - Rather excellent song

Choppin' - Yet another word that is used so out of context that it holds no meaning. It may be thrown into every sentence, just for effect. eg "Dude, that's choppin'" means "Dude that's whack, or gay for that matter"

Choppy Chap - An ugly old woman with excessive hair

Chork - "Its a mix of chicken and pork, its an insult to a person who is always scared and eats alot. This word can also be used in such phrases as "That was so gross i'm suprised i didn't chork it up!" or "Look at that F***ken chork!"

Chubby chaser - You like fat girls

Chubby Chaser - Someone who's attracted to fat chicks

Chubby Lovin' - When 2 obese people have sex

Chud - A short fat penis.

Chuff - Yorkshire word. To take it up the ass

Chuffer - Vagina

Chugly - Cute but ugly

Chumpfart - A real loser

Chunder - Aussie version of throwing up

Chunder - Vomit

Chunder - Throwing up after drinking too much

Chung - Extremely sexy

Chunky dunk - To have sex with a fat person. i.e. "He likes to chunky dunk"

Chunky dunk - To have sex with a fat person ie "he likes to chunky dunk"

Chutney Ferret - A male homosexual

Ciara - Cock in a round ass

Cider Visor - Beer Goggles for the young drinker.

Cider Visor - See: Beer Goggles

Clam Jack - The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.

Clam Jousting - The act of lesbian sex

Clawset - Hiding out

Claxon - Way of saying you are stupid

Clem - Backwards ass mo fo

Cleveland Steamer - Dumping on the girls chest before f**king her (not a BJ while on the crapper like posted)

Clevland Steamer - Getting a blow job while taking a dump

Clicker - Remote control

Clickity - Another Name for Remote Control

Cling Cling - Ice Cream

Clingon - A dry bit of turd that clings to your bumweed (also spelt with a 'k')

Clitnit - A crab infested woman

Clock Springs - Pubic Hair

Clod hoppers - Big funky shoes

Clopper face - To hit your face on the ground

Cloud-Sniffer - A person that's really tall (opposite from ankle biter)

Cloudnine - Hyper, high-acting, pyscho

Clown-shoe - When someone has a ratarded moment

Club Duvet - Going to bed

Clunge - Word to describe hot chick i.e. "Check out the clunge over there"

Clusterfuck - An event that takes place that is so unorganized that it is described as a "Clusterfuck"

Co-op Lot - The group of delinquents that hang around outside your local co-op at night drinking cheap cider and smoking mayfair until the early hours

Cobbly-jonka - Answer to "Aye-yup", no real meaning but it's fun to say

Coblamasian! - Caucasian-Black- American-Asian

Cock block - Someone or something that prevents you from getting laid

Cock Block - Someone who is stopping their buddy from getting some ass

Cock Dock - Vagina

Cock sock - A Condom

Cock Watcha - A straight guy that watches porn and concentrates on the cock more than anything else

Cock-Knocker - When one plays with ones own male organ

Cockalumiaus - Your face is very very ugly

Cocknodding - When somone has a boner and they tense the muscles in it and it moves up and down

Cockologist - One who majored in the study of cocks.

Cockology - The study of cocks.

Cocktoepussy - An octopus conjured primarily of penis, vagina, and toes

Cocky-bojangle - One who is egotistical about their special device

Cocky-Dick - A conceited person..

Cocoachoka - To be choking while eating cocoa or some form of chocolate

Coddleflop - The stage where your penis becomes unerect during sex because you're making love to a fat heffa.

Coinkidenky - How coincidence should be said - pronounced co-inki-denky

Col - Another word for Lol. It mean Cackle out Loud

Collonial Invasion - To describe someone who has taken it up the "dirt track"

Comf-a-ford-table - Not the best but it's all you can afford, such as the crap chair you found by the road one night.

Comface - To be of comedy value.

Common Jester - A comedian or jester of the common variety

Commy Nutjob - An insult, e.g. "You commy nutjob". To used when all other good insults fail to come to mind and/or the individual is an actual commy nutjob

Comsplastique - When something is confusing

Concrapulate - As in "i need a poop" - "i need to concrapulate"

Concrapulation - To concrapulate ie whenst in need of a shit

Concrapulation Station - A toilet, dunny, shithouse, portaloo etc

Conevious - Coniving and devious at the same time.

Confoozling - "Its a mix of my two previous used words which were "confoosing" and "confuzzling". Its my hyper way of saying i'm confused."

Confuddled - Confused

Confumbled - Confused

Confunkled - When your pants/boxers gets all messed up inside your trousers

Confuse-a-ma-tate - I am confused a lot by you

Confuziated - Confused

Confuzzleated - Bewildered

Conglomerated - Like when you don't know what to do anymore, and everything's just in a big old mess...its conglomerated

Conikey - When pikeys con you

Conkey - A git

Conniemono - A weird kid

Constipated Weiner Dog - Call someone this when they look messed up, or just when you want to confuse someone

Coobul - Best friend. eg "You're my coobul"

Coochie Sushi - Very squishy and liquidy discharge.

Coockoomongoseeka - Crazier than can be explained

Cookie Cutter - Someone who has no individual personality or style, usually an upper class yuppie

Cookie Monster - When a woman's nipples point in different directions - like Cookie Monster's eyes

Cool Beans - When something goes exactly the way you want it to you say "Cool beans!"

Coot! - Holy sh*t! or Goddamn!

Copulatorium - The Bedroom

Corcoed - "Dropping unconscious and having your "mates" cover you with make-up"

Corked - Had an ice cream brain freeze

Cornhole - An asshole

Cotch down - Hang out, chill or sleep

Cougar - Woman who looks good from behind but scares you after turning around

Cougar - A good looking older women that can be found around some pubs

Coughbot - Its just a name we made up

Country gal - Girl with blonde hair...big boootie...big boobs and bad-ass teeth (horribly dismantled teeth)

Coupons - My dad's way of saying tampons

Cousty - Nice or good, spot on

Cove - Mate, Friend, Homie. You know the score!!

Cowhead - Foolish

Cowinky-dink - A Coincedence

Coyote Ugly - A truly unattractive woman - if you woke up with her sleeping on your arm you would gnaw the arm off rather than wake her up

Crab - Junky vehicle, cycle

Crab - When something is awkward or strange you can say "err that's so crab"

Crabble - Man hoe bitch whacker

Crack-a-lackin' - AKA: Whatsup!? (ie: what's crack-a-lackin'?)

Crackalastic - It's like cool or fantastic, i.e. "Damn dude, look at her she's so crackalastic!!"

Crackcident - Whoops........one kid too many

Crackpots - Crazy people

Crafty butcher - Bum Boy (takes his meat round the back)

Crafty butcher - A gay (takes their meat round the back)

Cragina - The skin on the inside of your elbow where your arm folds

Crambapulous - Outrageous, far fetched

Crang Scrotum - When your ball sack shrivels up and looks like a brain (e.g when sledging or after a dip in the cold sea.)

Crank Yank - To jack off

Crappit - A way of sayin "crap" and "shit" at the same time without anybody knowing that you are cussing (its great to use when in front of teachers and parents!)

Craptacular - Really quite bad

Craptacular - A better way of sarcastically calling something spectacular

Craptastic - Fantastically crap

Craptastic - It's soooo bad, it's good!

Crapulous - An extremely bad hangover

Crash the Ash - To ask someone to pass something to you

Crazkers - Crazy (alternative for Quackers)

Cribbo - Someone who everyone hates, and has an aura of complete hatableness.

Crimes! - Oh no!

Crippling - When you would shag someone so much you would do them permanent damage.

Crisp packet - Cheap condoms. we suggest cheese and onion

Crisper - Refers to those guys who are obsessed with working out , tan too much, and gel their hair. Don't they look crispy?

Crompt - When acting hyped/crazy over nothing

Crool - Cool and crazy mixed

Crop dusting - Farting while walking

Crotch Rocket - (or rectum rocket) Motorbike

Crotch Moustache - If a bush is so big that it starts growing down your leg

Crotch waffle - Similar to tampon

Crotch-light - When a torch is shone on your crotch accmpanied by shouting of CROTCH-LIGHT!

Crudgie - A frontal wedgie

Crumpet - When we were v lil nan use to use "crumpet" as an expression for vagina

Crumpet - Another word for group of fit girls

Crunch-A-Curly - To accidently chew on pubic hair

Crunchy - Used as "Don't you feel crunchy? Crunch, crunch." =) means the same as "salty". It can mean "embarassed", "stupid", "guilty", or anything similar [jealous, crushing, etc]

Crunk - Type of word related to awesome

Crunktagon - Drunken brawling in your living room

Crunky - Extremely drunk; Messed up beyond all belief

Crustash - Pronounced "crust-stash". A disgusting, thin, mustasche with food stuck in it. The second stage of a dirt-stash.

Crustified - "Someone or something generally nasty and disgusting, like "you're so crustified - I cant believe you haven't taken a shower all month" or, "eeuurrrgghhh...what a crusty cat..."

Crusty weenus - The fat kids elbow

Cubetard - Someone not cool

Cuggles - Hug & Cuddles

Cum bum - A gay person

Cum Junkie - Someone who is so addicted to cum that they become dependant on it to function, like coccain addicts with crack.

Cum Rag - A whore

Cum-Dumpster - A person who's only purpose in life is to get filled with jizz.

Cumeleon - Someone who is good in bed and can provide multi-orgasms. A very rare creature indeed

Cunfuzzled - Confused

Cunge - Another word for any kind of vaginal discharge - A mix of C**t and gunge.

Cuntract - A pre-nuptual aggreement

Curly Curly Ting Tings - Another word for the pubic region

Cushion - An insult reply meaning "who cares". Example: "I got straight As" "Cushion"

Cushion for the pushion - To have sex with fat people

Cuss - A term giving to the process of throwing an insult at someone

Custard - Vicious insult - a cross between a c**t and a b*****d

Custom - Cool, better than stock, something different

Cut the Shurtains - A demand to shut the curtains while drunk

Cwtch - (pronounced as if it rhymes with butch) It's a welsh word-means to snuggle/hug