Funny words beginning with S

F**king Bangee - Say it when something good or funny happens

S'cmon - Come on just with an 'S' a cooler way to say it.

S'Coffee - Farmers Union Iced Coffee, (its an aussie thing)

S'funny - It's funny

S'later/Slater - "See you later" but in a cool way.

S.L.A.P.P. - Sounds Like A Personal Problem

S.M.S. - Someone who is short and is fun to make fun of. aka Small Man Syndrome.

S.S.S - Shit, Shower and Shave

Saaaaa - 1. What in the blue hell is going on? 2. Are you Serious?

Sac a la douche - French for "Douche Bag"

Sac-up - Variation of man-up or grow a pair

Sacked - To get hit in the balls i.e Reed just sacked me!

Safeties - When something is safe, as in the cool kinda “safe”, you spread your legs wide apart, do that thing where you flap your index finger about to make that clicking sound, the way that gangstas do, with both hands and you proclaim “Safeties!”

Sagga-Muffin - Saggy (people or animals only, no objects)

Salad Dodger - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

Salata - See you later

Sally Gunnel - Said on a golf course after a drive if the ball skids along the floor but goes a distance ie, Its Ugly but a good runner hence Sally Gunnel

Salmon - Used to descibe a person who is funny, flexible and most probably an alcoholic

Salmon Flaps - Labia

Salsa Salsa - When a really hot guy/girl can dance or gives you the eye you say 'Salsa Salsa'

Salty - Stop being salty. (a drag, an a-hole etc.)

Sam's-Tastic - A word meaning something fantastic at Sam's Club stores across the U.S.

Sammied - To be drunk and high at the same time

Sand Burners - When your boobs have dropped

SARS - Severe Ass Ring Sting

Sass - To know, or to know about. ie; "do you sass that guy?"

Satans Mouthwash - A drink (from my dad's point of view, Dr. Pepper) that tastes disgusting

Saucy - A get-together, mainly refering to when guys get together to play video games.

Saunter - A derry term that means 'f**k off'

Sausage jockey - A man that likes taking it up the behind

Sawyer - A person who gives random people they don't know well harsh nicknames/a really hot badass redneck (i.e. "Great, the boat sent us another Sawyer!" "Hey, don't be a Sawyer!" "OMG that guy is a total Sawyer!")

SBD - Silent But Deadly (as in farting without the sound but stinks enough to kill everybody else)

SBD - Silent But Deadly (when talking about a silent yet very smelly fart)

Sbum - Scum but more sick.

Scammer - When someone totaly screws you over or is acting like an ass

Scard - A person that is weird e.g 'mike is scard' this can also be used to describe a situation e.g when you get de ja vu you can say 'thats scard'

Scared-of-skinny - A nice way of calling somebody fat

Scaterrifered - Scared/terrified

Scattered - Lost, wasted. drunk

Scheister - Someone who is cheap, always trying to get out of paying or using money

Schieff - A guy who flirts with girls the whole time and gets no where

Schleinerickis - Penis

Schlief - The verb to schlief. The act of actually schmoking the herb. ie. Let's go schlief man!

Schliefen - The adjective/adverb. Means being absolutely rat-arsed from the herb. ie. I'm so schliefened!

Schliefen - The noun, basically our little term for the herb. ie. I just got an eighth of schliefen.

Schmall - Weak or insignificant alone, but strong when there are many

Schmanzy - Said sarcastically when someone is trying to be really fancy; as in 'ooh schmanzy!'

Schmeckel - A very small penis

Schmeksy - More affectionate version of sexy, 'cos you love them/it!

Schmerple - Sound you make when someone pinches your face together (old people)

Schmirty - (sh m ear tee) A negative term used while describing a person. Slut, Liar, Two faced.

Schmugen - German for cool. "That is so schmugen"

Schnigglepeuf - A really enjoyable fart

Schnippel - The tag hanging out at the neck of a shirt (e.g. "your schnippel is hanging out")

Schnook - To cuddle a small animal. ie a mouse

Schoopies - Most expensive brand of anything

Schwantz - One who doesn't know what they are doing.

Schwicked Bent - The definative form of 'Swicked'

Scooby/Scoobs - When you do know a guys name and you wanna thank them you say 'Thanks Scooby' or 'Thanks Scoobs'. Or if you see someone you know but cant remember their name you say 'Hey Scoobs' or 'Hey Scooby'

Scooped! - When you get caught red handed at something.

Scopel - The bit between your cock and your bellybutton

Scorpion - A kind of unintentional faceplant in which your legs rear up behind you and your feet wind up over the back of your head. Good for a laugh if it's not you.

Scrackin - Greetings, I trust you are well?

Scragged - Screwed, as in: "Oh, we're totally scragged!"

Scram - To scratch another with your nails (Usually done by girls)

Scranage - Loads Of Food

Scranny - Food. Use in phrases such as "Lets Go out and get some Scranny!" "I could do with some Scranny" etc

Screepy - Not quite scary and not quite creepy

Scroggs - To have intercourse as in "Samantha scroggs lots of people"

Scroging - To screw (ie "I walked in on them scroging")

Scroonie - A nasty ghirl who is below scum. This is usally used if girl has stole boy friend.

Scrotch - This is one of my favourites that I made up... "Scrotch" as into to scratch my crotch :D

Scrote/Scrot - Formed from Scrotum describing a low-down dirty scumbag

Scrotum of Ass - "I really dont like what you just did"

Scrub needs a Scrub in the tub - A dirty person needing a shower

Scrud - The dried out skidmarks of a toilet. ie "Smoke my scrud" or "scrud lover!"

Scrud - The dried out skidmarks of a toilet

Scrudge - The burnt black that appears after a fire goes out

Scrumtralescent - Meaning the ultimate good. Nothing is better than something that is scrumtralescent. Will Ferrell used it first on SNL.

Scrundies - Dirty men's underwear

Scrut - A stinking dirty cheap trashy person

Scruttocks - A Very Mean Insult! Cross Between Scrotum and Buttocks

Scump - To have sex

Scuzzlebutt - A loser who smells bad

See ya 'round like a donut! - "The same as "See ya later alligator"

See ya later masturbator...in a while pedophile - My goodbye phrase, as in 'See ya later, aligator'...'In a while, crocodile'

See you in the ketchup factory, bubbleface! - I'm really not sure what this means, but I think Reuben said it on iCarly as an insult. :/

Seed! - An exlamation said when you are very very happy!

Selppa - Instead of "What the f**k", it's 'What the selppa''

Semi-Lob On - When you only have half an erection (e.g: "you're so fit your giving me a semi-lob on")

Septic tank - Yank (Aussie slang for an American)

Serial - It is a funny way of saying "Serious" as in... "Are You Serial??"

Sex-grabs - The word for the fat bit on a girls hips (alternative to love handles)

Sexcapade - Engange in an adventure of which the ultimate goal is to have sex, like a tryst, but with more of a porno feel.

Sexermercise - Having sex just to get fit

Sexesh - Alternative word for sexy

Sexessories - Any of various items used during sex (condoms, handcuffs, lube, etc.)

Sexual Hair-Ass-Ment - Rubbing your ass in someones face

Sexwee - Having an orgasm

Sfexy - F**king sexy

SFU - Short, Fat, and Ugly. A word we guys use about girls. If they hear you say it, just preted you were talking about San Francisco University

Sh*t a smurf - A really big crap (ie "I just sh*t a smurf!"). Or, being really surprised

Sh*ting fruity pebbles - To get really REALLY mad

Shaboinkin - Sexing

Shaboosh - Go away

Shaft - When someone on Prozac doesn't take their medicine and they're a little cranky. (Said in a high, squeeky voice)

Shagg Dog - Someone who has really shaggy long hair, as in "Eeew look at that Shagg Dog"

Shagnasium - The bedroom

Shai-sha - What just happened? [totally blown away]

Shake & Bake - Something to say when you are really happy

Shamboozled - When you've fallen for a sham

Shammered - Combine smashed and hammered and you are shammered

Shandy - To screw something up.

Shanger - Someone who is shocked and angered is shangered

Shank - From the Dutch....Gher-Shank, meaning a wank in the shower

Shank - A cross between a shag and a wank

Shank - verb: To cut something; i.e. I shanked your arm with a piece of plastic from those balls out of those 25 cent machines

Shank - As in from ham shank (food) cockney rhyming slang for a wank (masterbate)

Shank - When you spank somenone and it frightens them so much that they sh*t themselves. (very rare in occurence.)

Shank - Definition 1: A shank is a knife Definition 2: To shank somebody is to stab

Shank-Zooom - Very quickly

Shantz - Those clothes that are not quite shorts and not quite pants.

Sharded - When you crap a little in your pants when you fart

Sharkin` - Moving in for the kill with the ladies (often accompanied with a raised hand in the form of a dorsal fin and the theme music to Jaws)

Shart - Shit - Fart. Where one follows through after farting

Shart - When you think you're going to fart, but accidently shit your pants.

Shart - It's when you go to fart, but shit on yourself

Shasty - Sh*tty & nasty

Shat - To have taken a sh*t

Shatpank - Meaning something is good, great

Shatpank - It's a word to say when you are pissed off but don't want to swear

Shave Goats Together - To bond/get to know each other

Shawodie - To be screamed at top of lungs in a gruffty old mans voice when delighted

Shayeea! - {shuh-YEE-uh} Used to say "yes" while conveying extreme enthusiasm

Shazam - Magic

Shealildodoo - A Funny Phrase I Came Up With

Shed head - Someone with a really big forehead

Sheeeeiiiiiiiiitttttttteeeeeeee - 'Shite' said in the manner of a northern monkey in order to describe something of poor quality. ie "That was Sheeeiiiiiiiite"

Sheepiality - Sexual relations between a human and a sheep

Sheisty - "Something that is kinda shady but you also get screwed over somehow. Ex "That was shiesty when my best friend slept with my guy."

Sheridan - Kev, Towny, Trendy - one who likes their Burbury cap, Henry Lloyd jeans and bleached hair

Shhbidah - A nice quick way of getting someone to shut up

Shhh.... It's quiet time now. - Stop talking to me. A nice way to say "shut the f**k up and get out of my face". My brother in law uses this all the time.

Shi Shi - A polite was of saying pee, like at a party. (ex. "damn, i gotta go shi shi")

Shi Shi Pot - Toilet

Shibby - "Another term for "Hello". (from "Dude, Wheres my car?")"

Shibby - Weed, as in the expression "Do you have any shibby, biatch?"

Shibby - To move hastily

Shibby - It's like when you say "That Rocks!". Shibby means cool

Shibby - When something is totally awesome!

Shiipes - It means "f**k" in a good way and you can use it in any form of speech

Shim - A person inbetween male and female

Shimmy - 1. To vacate one's environment 2. To bugger off

Shirley's special sauce - Smelly orange discharge of the vagina

Shish Kebab - A really hot woman... don't ask why!

Shit-ank - (pronounced shit - ank) After much deliberation, this is the correct version of a shit and a wank

Shitari - A foreign computer company

Shitetasticularistic - 1. To describe something which is very bad. 2. The shittest of the shit. 3. The Matrix sequels.

Shithoused - VERY drunk

Shitty Beatles - instead of saying shitty deal or that sucks you say shitty beatles

Shitty Mc. Shiznit - Most Awsome

Shivers - That's so hot it gives me the shivers!!!

Shizersnuten - Based on the german word for sh*t it simply means reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaly sh*t. Often used as "Oh Shizersnuten!" when something bad and unexpected happens

Shiznakians - A group of faeces i.e. That is the biggest pile of SHIZNAKIANS i have ever seen

Shiznit (the) - Excellent or high quality

Shizskull - Dumbass; idiot

Shizzle my Nizzle - To hate your American friend

Shizzle-Ma-Nizzle - AMAZING!

ShizzleNizzleMCnagger - You say it when you screwed up really bad.

Shlappy - Stupid

Shlong-face - When someone (particularly a male) has eyes that are to close together, and a big nose: resulting in a face that looks like two eggs and a hankie. (Common uses “Check out that Shlong-face.” Or “That’s the biggest Shlong-face I’ve ever seen.” )

Shmamcaked - Absolutely wasted

Shmegma - Dried semen on the side of your leg

Shmekel - A penis

Shmez - Another name for cronic/weed

Shmigadoo - A word used when you feel like not using real words

Shnarf - Sound made when you want something you can't have, generally referring to a member of the opposite sex (for example, you're with your girlfriend when a hot chick walks by, you say "shnarf" under your breath)

Shneil - noun: Booze (e.g. lets go out for a shneil.)

Shnikeys - Oh sh*t!

Shoke - Awesome

Sholla - What's up?

Shondo - What the hell are you going to do?

Shonky - "A variation of shoddy, meaning not up to scratch or below par, used when referencing just about anything, i.e. "Don't buy that it's bloody shonky"

Shoof - All of the worst of things put together

Shoop - Shut up

Shovel chin - A person with a really pointy chin

Show, The - The person who gets the drunkest and does the most ridiculous stuff is said to be "THE SHOW"

Shower Pill - You offer an imaginary shower pill to those people that dont take a shower after a football practice or something

Shrewd - Someone who is selfish, rude, and/or weird.

Shrugnuffer - A person with little or no social skills. i.e. "I don't like Ned..he's a bit of a shrugnuffer."

Shubletruphobia - The fear that guys have of shopping

Shweeeet! - Sweet but a cooler way to say it

Shwiggness - Anything related to being Awesome or Cool

Shwing!!! - When you see a hot girl you shout it and point your knob in their direction (like the Waynes World guys)

ShWoteva - Shut up + Whatever/get out of my face

Sick - Something totally awesome

Sickter - Like with the richter scale, 1-10 on how cool it was. Used mostly in skateboarding.

Side Ways Sloppy Joe - Vagina

Sideboob - When a girl (or boy) wears those ingenious tops which cover very little and a section of the breast area is displayed

Sieving It - Needing a piss every 5 minutes when out drinking

Signing the dotted line - To be with someone a long time

Sikies - Just kidding

Silly Goose - A dumb person

Simpleton - Someone who states the obvious, and is as dumb as a plank

Simpsonism - "Believing in "The Simpsons" as your life philosophy "

Singular - To be said when you can't be bothered to stick your middle finger up at someone or if its to a lecturer/parent etc (see also plural)

Sink biscuit - Derogatory term with no real meaning, similar to 'AAAAAAAHHHHHH' when shouted in someones face

Sir Lanceapot - A pot head

Sis - (South African slang) Gross/disgusting eg "Eww SIS!!"

Siscideez - Kinda crazy...coo coo...loopy...weird

Siw - To chase a boy/girl

Skafe - Variation on 'safe' - used instead of 'cool' or 'good'. e.g "That was skafe!"

Skank - Minging, horrible, disgusting, grotty, gross, etc...

Skankadoodle - You're scandolous for what you did in a funny way

Skankin - The dance done whilest listening to ska punk

Skanking - Minging, horrible, disgusting, grotty, gross, etc...

Skapudgey - Used when you can't remember what the word for something is called (i.e: "Hey hand me that skapudgey over there!")

Skata - Sh*t in greek

Skatface - A term referring to a state in which the face is covered in fecal matter

Skeet - Cum or jizz whatever you want to call it

Skeet - Male semen

Skeetel-deet - Get moving, ex..."Lets skeetel-deet"

Skeeuuu - To holler at a girl.

Skeeze Tweeze - Difference between a slut and a tease

Sketchy - When you hear or see something abnormal, weird, unbelieveable or strange.

Skeverised - When a larger lady comes on to you

Skidalurp - Nothing and everything at the same time

skiff - Intelectually challenged

Skillage - Totally Awesome!!

Skin-Back - Slang word for a girls vagina

Skint as a ginger prostitute - Completely out of money

Skiprat - Unattractive (normally dirty) person who tries it on with you

Skittelaritz - Goodbye.

Skitter brough - Holy s**t!

Skittles - Small poos

Skittyotto - Lets go/get moving

Skizzy - School

Sklore - A skank, slut, whore

Sklut - A slut animal, usually a bird

Skoochie - It is a combonation of a skank and a hoochie.

Skrilla - Money, Cash, Doe, Beanz, cheddar

Skronk - verb. To shag

skull f**ked - Completely pissed, rat arsed, drunk, paraletic (you get the idea)

Skullduggery - When someones up to no good or when theres something going on behind your back e.g. "there's some skullduggery going on and I'm gonna find out what!"

Skweepy - The feeling you get after shaving your rectom hair. ie "I have a skweepy manhole"

Slached - When a girl slaps you and u get slapped and scratched at the same time

Slag-tag - A big love bite

Slagazine - Magazines which make little or no demand on the readers intellect, eg Hello - People - Heat - Now etc

Slampt - Lazy, retarded, relaxed

Slangers - A womans dirty pillows

Slangle - A penis that is very long and very thin

Slap Head - A bald person

Slash - Slut

Slip-Flip - Something you do on accident but ends up being really kool

Slizzel - Slut

Slod - Someone who thinks they are hard/wannabe rudeboys

Sloggle - To wipe out while skiing

Slore - A slutty whore

Sloshed - Pissed

Slot rot - A punani that is so horrible and unwashed that it smells like it's rotten

Sloth - A really dumb guy

Sludgey - Entry and copulation with one or multiple areas of the brain, face, throat, or spinal cord, often resulting in brain damage and paralysis, if not death.

Sluffish - When ur tired and feel all snuggish and warm

Slug - Really ugly slag

Slunt - Vagina of a promiscuous woman

Slurry - Its another form of slut

Slut rag - A slut

Slutbag - A reserve slut you pull out at the end of the night for everyone to share

Slutpig - A slut who is really really ugly!!

Smacking the Pelt - Having sex

Smackweasel - A guy who is bald in all places and looks like a weasel

Small bus - Not too smart, just like kids that take the small bus to shcool

Smart as nine. - Something not quite good enough to be a ten.

Smarticle - Very, very, very smart

Smeb - A complete idiot

Smecknoff - A violent version of snap, and also a genital disease ...

Smeg - To take your hand and wipe off your ball sweat then wipe it under someone's nose and/or face

Smeg - The residue left behind after a wet fart

Smeg-head - Dick head

Smeg-head - The ultimate diss!

Smegma - Something yucky

Smiggle - Sausage. ie "Oh my, what a large swiggle you've got there!"

Sminged - Very drunk, smashed, hammered, legless

Smintage - A word for when some in kewwl happens i.e. 'OMG that new top is sooo smintage' =]

SMMMMEEEEEEEGGGGG- HEEEAAADDDD - An alternate version of Smeg Head..and far more effective

Smokin Okin - Really cool

Smoof - Putting it quite simply, another word for a turd

Smoot - To look for i.e ''i'm going to have a smoot around for my mobile phone''

Smuner - A really small weiner

Smurfif - What a gay!

Smurfin - Slapping a person on the face with a semi -hard penis

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F*cked Up

Snagiggle - An unexpected diss , embarassment

Snatch Splitter - A very large penis

Snazz Attack - Someone who just messed up or did something embarrassing. ie: "that girl had a snazz attack"

Snazz-tastic - Very snazzy/stylish

Snicker-Knickers - You've got shit skids in your knickers

Snirky - Something that's not to great, but not too bad either. Inspired Snirky.com!

Snocka - Someone who wears their hat backwards

Snoochieboochie - Sweet

Snookied - To get hit in the head

Snoozon - Subatomic particle emitted by sleeping cats and children that make YOU sleepy

Snorf Merchant - Someone who isn't safe

Snorro - Extremely boring, to the point of slumber. ie."That history lecture was snorro."

Snotchal - Another word for the annoying yet strangley sexy phenomena of camal toe

Snozbagged - Very very very very very very very drunk

Snozzcumber - Idiot

Snozzel - Nose

Snudge - A funny word for your mate e.g "Alright snudge?"

Snuffle - Fighting or yelling

Snuffluphigus - A person who is fixated on giving oral sex to a woman

Snugans - "(pronouced snu-gans, not sung-ans) - To mean ok, as in "is it snugans?"

Snurdler - Someone who has a hobby of sniffing bike seats

So's Your Mum - It is the ultimate comeback to almost anything, i.e. 'You're so stupid, you got a d*** coming out of your forehead' you would say "so's your mum!!!"

Sochizzile - To chug a 20oz soda in 20 seconds

Sodding - Used to describe something, as in "A sodding crazy person!" Or "You're acting sodding insane!". A british word

Soft Cock! - Someone who won't stand up for themselves

Soop - When you're taking a sh*t and someone rattles the doorknob and you suck it up and have to push out double the amount later

Sound - Cool, wicked, rather good

Sound - Brilliant

Soup - A way of describing your hatred for someone e.g u wish to throw soup at someone

Soupy - Someone with badly dyed blonde hair, black roots and far too much badly done make-up.

Spacktard - An incredibly idiotic retard

Spadoozle - To pound in the ass

SPAG - Stupid Person Acting Gay

Spak - Arsehole

Spakygackwack - It means when someone is doing something so stupid you can't belive so you say "look at that spackygackwack"

Spam Javelin - A penis

Spambidextrous - Being able to shine one's sceptre with either hand

Spamoni! - It is really an Italian ice cream logg, but my friends and I use it like this..."I just spamonied your mom last night". It can also be used as an alternative word like this..."holy spamoni!"

Spandexularly awesome - When something is awesome

Spanfabilous - Spangly and fabulous all at the same time

Spank my ass and call me betsy - Said when one is completly suprised by the turn of events.

Spankachief - The sock or handicef used after a man to hand session!

Spankster - A spanish gangster

Spanner - Someone who does extremly thick things e.g "you absolute spanner!"

Spantacular - When your siblings get whacked for something you did

Spasturd - Someone who#s a spaz and a bastard

Spatchulator - A word for any kitchen utensil which you cannot remeber the name of

Spaz - To completely freak out

Spaz-a-tron - A wheelchair bound spaz that has one of those voice computers. I.e. Steven Hawking / Androids

Spazdicated - Something that doesn't work i.e. my computer is spazdicated

Spazz Attack - To throw a temper tantrum

Special Place - The sexual parts of the body

Specspitement - A higher form of excitement. usually used when you are so excited you can not pronounce the word "excitement".

Sped muffin - Some fag who thinks he's cool

Sperm Wail - or Spuphemism. A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.

Sperm Belly - Otherwise known as front bum or gunt. The round gushy package located between the vagina and stomach

Sperm Perm - When a male busts a load in a womans hair, since its sticky the hair is stuck together and gives the woman a perm

Spermguts - A Whore

Sphincterjiggle - Whenever you fart your butthole jiggles!

Spice Boy/Boys - Those guys that you see at clubs working their moves like they are the greatest thing ever!

Spiderman - When you are doing a chick and you cum in your hand and when she turns around you throw it in her face and yell "SPIDERMAN!"

Spife - When you use a knife as a spoon

Spiffy - Very cool; Synonym: Aww...snap...

Spiffylicious - Totally amazing and fricking awesome

Spinal discharge - A name for someone with back problems that you dislike

Spinoff - Loser

Spla - Your foot

Splagg - Any random liquid which burns peoples tounges

Splendiforous - Another word for splendid or great

Spludge - What a woman does after sex by using the toilet.....ex; "Honey, I'm going to spludge"

Splugh - A mix between gross and exciting

Spok - A nerd or geek

Spong - It's a cross between a spastic and a mong

Spoofer roony - Awesome, amazing

Spork - Noun, A masterful yet mutated cross between a spoon and a fork

Spork - A penis that has excessively long foreskin

Sprog - Word used for a generally small person

Spting!! - Noise you make after spitting

Spudoinkle - What you say when you're in shock (replaces woah, wow, etc...)

Spuffington - A boy who could swing either way

Spunk Bucket - A man who likes the love juice up the rear

Spunk trumpet - Penis

Spunker - Good looking lad (ie "Who's that spunker??")

Spy - Used when a girl in your group of friends dates another guy in the group

Squam - To squeeze and cram

SquapyChoppy - Something smells like Diarea

Squeaky pickles - Let's take a bath

Squeebo - To express extreme displeasure or hatred towards someone

Squeeker - TV remote

Squeezo - Polite way of saying a poo when you are a kid

Squidgydump - It's my way of saying i've got the scoots

Squigg - Hot slutty young girl

Squircle - Half circle, half square

Squire - When you cry like a girl

Squirlies - Short and curlies - pubic hair

Squishy - Its when you put ketchup packets under the stubs on a toilet seat so when someone sits down, it bursts everywhere.

Squit it - Stop and quit it at the same time

Squitiker - You got the sh*ts

Srinkfei - Foreign girl with face hair

SSWAPS - semi SWAPS or as known as semi saggy tits

STAA - Sir Taps a lot of ass

Stackable - Very short

STAIRS - Sexually transmitted aggressive itchy rash

Stankful - Very smelly

Staring contest - A make-out session. The history: My buddy was having a staring contest with a girl at college, and to win she just started making out with him. Too bad it didn't work, but it gave us a new term!

Starspanglemangled - A way of saying that you drunk way too much on a night out. ie "I drank so much I was starspanglemangled"

steamin' - completely rat-assed, wasted, off your rocker!!

Steaming - When you're full on pissed

Stegarumpous - Celulite covered asse that through trousers looks like dinosaur scales

Stella Vision - The result copious amounts of beer has on women. eg. "She looked good thru stella vision"

Stink/Stinker - Another word for f*ck or f*cker so that you don't say the f word in front of children!

Stink Pickle - A name for a Turd or a good pooping.

Stinkbag - A slut or Dirty girl

Stinkpretty - Cheap perfume

Stippies - The pulp in orange juice.

Ston't - A mixture of stop and don't.

Stool Pigeon - An idiot

Stopher - Someone with rocks for brains, so called after a bloke i knew called chriSTOPHER

Stormtroopers Day Off - Relaxing all day

Stotta - Stands for So Totally Over The Top Awesome!

Straddlage - The act of straddling

Straight off the clamshell - Really, really, really good

Strapped - An object of the coolest variety (ie - "Whoa man, that car is strapped")

Striker - A guy/girl who can score at will, wherever, whenever

Strumpet - A loose, skanky person

Stu-co - Student Council

Studet - Stupid idiot

Stumfy - Stupid, goofy, and dumb all at the same time. Look around! This could describe most of your friends

Stummy - Stomach/tummy

Stupo - An extermly dim-witted person.

Stuppy - Pronounced Stoo-Pee.. Cute Way of Saying Stupid!

Stuptard - Stupid retarded AOLer

Sturry - A pointless run where you don't move any quicker, though try to give the impression that you are

Stutta bug - Kid who stutters

Suck my handlebars - Something you say to fat chicks in wawa in order to get them to leave you alone. Same as hey fatty leave me alone

Suck Face. - To make out. usually in public. ie "She always sucks face with her boyfriend in the middle of the hall"

Suckin Ferious - Switch the s and f around and you know. It sounds so hilarious

Suffuitable - An adjective to something of sufficient quantity and suitable for the task

SugarPlumPoodle - Some fat posh snob!

Suggyburger - When a girls privates are pretty saggy suggy.

Summer Teeth - Describing an ugly set of teeth. Some'er her Some'er there (Summer Teeth)

Sunny - Hot, cute, sexy

Supercraptacular - Extra shitty

Superfantasilicious - Sarcactic word for horrible/ugly/drole, or it can be used as a good word such as awesome, great or cool!

Superheroninjapirate - A person who helps and gets along with everyone (or a pirate, with ninja training and superpowers)

Superman that ho - To jizz on her back when she is asleep and then pull the covers up so it sticks to her when she wakes up.

Supertenelaconatocos - That tingly feeling you get when you're scared

Susan Kennedy - Same meaning as M.I.L.F, cos lets face it she is a M.I.L.F!

Suss Badger - Used anywhere to refer to sumthing really suss

Swag/Swagalicious - A term applied to anything which is deemed to be really really cool/great/awesome.

Swah - Word of war, used while inflecting a blow to scare your apponent in a ninja sort of way

Swamp Donkey - Ugly fat girl that hangs around bars

Swamp-Donkey - A deeply unattractive woman.

SWAPS - Saggy tits

Swass - Sweaty ass

Sweaty Homunger - Someone who races Hobo's round a dogtrack that they sweat so much that it can be caught in bottles and sold at manufacture companies.

Sweaving - When you are swearving and weaving at the same time

Sweetassnessocity - Friggen cool and sweet!!!

Sweird - So Weird

Swerve it - Avoid doing something

Swicked - Meaning Good

Swift - Slapping a girls boob without them knowing

Swindel - To steal someones girlfriend/girl that they like

Switch - Bitch

Swiznasty - When something is f**king awesome

Swiztastic - F-ing awesome; beyond fantastic

Swizzle - Cool, great

Swobble - Use instead of saying "swivle" while holding up your middle finger

Swoot - Combo of sweet and cool. Cool kids say it.

Sy Thy Lighty - See you later

Sy Thy Lyty - See you later