Funny Words

If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.

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Enuresis - A posh noun for bed wetting

submitted by TazoWolf

Telewhacker - Someone caught in the act of jacking off to video, tv etc...

submitted by Ultimate Insults

Neonate - "Baby" or "Infant" (human or other primate) in clinical terms; try it out with new parents: "What an adorable neonate!"

submitted by Tom

YFUWBRALSITE - For letters & emails above signature line: "Your Friend Until We Both Rot and Lie Stinking In The Earth." We adopted this 'complimentary close' as it's known in secretarial school, to replace sappy teenage-girl-at-graduation types who use "Your Friend Always" or "Besties for Life" and such. The same meaning but without sounding so cloyingly sentimental. When "Sincerely", "Very Truly Yours", "Best Regards," etc. isn't personal enough, use this option. Source: Adapted from a line in "The Exorcist" when asked how long the demon intends to possess the girl, this is the surly response

submitted by Tom

Matesticles - Majestic testicles. eg Sarah: "Wow, last night was great!". Marge: "Oh really!? How'd it go?". Sarah: "It went really well, my date had matesticles!"

submitted by Anonymous -L

Cloyster - A vagina that you can compare to a clam/oyster, or just an unplasant vagina.

submitted by Kaytlyn

Freckle Frackle - When someone with many freckles wants to have sex. For example, "You wanna freckle frackle?"

submitted by Kaytlyn

Netflix and Jill - Similar to "Netflix and Chill", but instead of having sex whilst watching Netflix, you're masturbating. Example: "My girlfriend was busy, so I kicked back and had a nice "Netflix and Jill" session."

submitted by Kaytlyn

Ruffle Shuffle - Something worse than waddling; done by someone who is way too fat to even waddle properly

submitted by Kaytlyn

Wawaskeesh - An american elk

submitted by chickenlover3000:)

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