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There are three men in a plane who are going skydiving. One holds an apple, the other has an orange, and the last has an unlit bomb.

The man with the apple throws his fruit out, jumps out with it. When he gets to the ground, there is a girl standing next to a dead cat and crying. The man asks, "Little girl why are you crying?"

She replies, "An apple came out of the sky and hit my cat in the head and she died." So he gets her a new cat.

The man with the orange throws his orange out and jumps with it. A little boy is standing next to a dead dog and crying now. The man asks, "Little boy, why are you crying?"

He replies, "An orange came out of the sky, hit my dog in the head and he died." So he gets the boy a new dog.

The last man lights his bomb, throws it out, then follows. There is a little boy at the bottom, laughing and standing next to a pile of rubble. The man asks, "Little boy, why are you laughing?"

And he replies, "I farted and my house blew up!"

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