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A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the officer said.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the officer said.

With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, 'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

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