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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The BARTENDER is blonde, the BOUNCER is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blonde with a black belt in karate. "What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225 lb and he's a blonde weight lifter," he continues, "The fella to your right is blonde, 6'5" and pushing 300 lb and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy goes: "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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