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A couple was down and out financially, so the husband decides that the only solution is for his wife to sell her body. So, come nightfall, she stands at a corner in a bad part of town.

The following morning, the husband goes to pick up his wife and finds her a complete wreck, her dress torn, her hair unraveled - the works. Yet she is smiling.

"Look honey, I made 40 dollars and 50 cents."

The furious husband asks, "What? Who gave you 50 cents?"

His wife turns and says, "Well, all of them!"

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