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Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and the man had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that it would be all right and that he could sleep in the barn. The man went into the barn to bed down and the farmer went back to the house ... the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked the farmer, "Who was that man going into the barn?"

"That's some fellow traveling through ... he needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter then asked the farmer, "Did you offer him anything to eat?"

"Gee, no I didn't," the farmer answered.

Daughter replied, "Well, I'm going to take him some food."

She went into the kitchen, prepared a plate of food, and then took it out to the barn. The daughter was in the barn for an hour before returning to the house. When she returned, her clothes were all disheveled and buttoned up wrong, and she had several strands of straw tangled up in her long blond hair. She immediately went up the stairs to her bedroom and went to sleep.

A little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked the farmer why their daughter went to bed so early. "I don't know," he said. "I told a man that he could sleep in the barn, and our daughter took him some food."

"Oh," replied the wife. "Did you offer the man anything to drink?"

"Umm, no, I didn't."

"I'm going to take something out there for him to drink."
The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went out to the barn. She did not return for over an hour ... when she did return, her clothes were also messed up and she had straw twisted into her blond hair. She went straight upstairs and into bed.

Next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left the farm ... a few hours later, the daughter woke up and came rushing downstairs. She went right out to the barn, only to find it empty. She ran back into the house. "Where's the man from the barn?" she eagerly asked the farmer.

Her father answered, "He left several hours ago."

"What?" she cried. "He left without saying good-bye? After all we had together? I mean, last night he made such passionate love to me."

"What?" shouted the father ... he ran out into the front yard looking for the man, but by now the man was halfway up the side of the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hands next to his mouth, and yelled out, "I LAID DE OLADEE TOO!"

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