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This guy named Joe dies and goes to hell. He was talkin to the devil and the devil was telling joe what people in hell do through the week.

"Do you like pizza?" says the Devil, and Joe says "Yeah I love pizza, its my favorite food".

So the Devil says "Good, any kind of pizza you've ever had you can eat - any toppings, whatever, and that's on Monday. Now tuesdays - Do you like cigars?" Joe says "Yeah I love cigars - I smoke em all the time" The devil says "Great any kind of cigar you've had, you can have it. We've got all kinds!"

Joe starts to think how cool Hell really is, then the Devil says "Hey Joe, by the way, are you gay?". Joe says "No" so the devil says "You ain't gonna like wednesdays!"

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