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A man walks into a doctor's office and explains his case. "You see, Doctor, I really don't know what's wrong with me. I feel distinct physical pain in several places of my body." The doctor, puzzled, asked him to demonstrate when he could feel the pains. The man proceeded to lightly press different points over his head, elbow, calf, and stomach, saying, "It hurts when I touch all of these places." The doctor, nodded and replied, "I think I've discovered your problem... you've somehow injured your index finger."
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