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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest!...You'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it aside and goes off running with the rabbit.....

Then they come across an elephant about to do a fat line of coke. The giraffe smiles at the elephant (a bit out of breath) as the rabbit cries out, "Elephant, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at the two animals, then looks at his set-up....mirror and all, then tosses them aside and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. Now three animals are running through the forest, one nimble and quick, and the other two larger animals doing their best to keep up....

Then they come across a lion about to leave on a trip to Las Vegas, the "city of sin." The rabbit exclaims, "Lion, my good friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Forget about your trip! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his bags, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror. Bewildered, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "Yeah, right! That little fucker makes me run around the forest like a goddamn idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!"

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