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A lady went to her priest and said, "My husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. What will I do?" The priest gives her a needle and says, "Everytime he falls asleep, stick this needle in him, and he will answer any question I ask him." So the lady and her husband go to church the next day and the husband is asleep. The priest goes up to him and asks, "Who died and got buried on the cross?" The lady sticks the needle in him and he wakes up and shouts, "JESUS!" and then falls back asleep. The priest asks him, "Who created this world and everything in it?" The lady sticks the needle in her husband again and he wakes up and shouts, "GOD!" The priest asks him one more question. "What did Eve say to Adam after they buried their 99th child?" The lady sticks the needle in him one more time and the husband wakes up and shouts, "STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!"
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