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Bruce is relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As he chills out, his wife struggles with a manual mower, pushing up and down the large lawn, sweating and red- faced. Bruce's next-door-neighbor sees the woman battling with the mower and shouts across the fence "You pathetic excuse for a man," he yells "sitting there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts the grass. You should be bloody well hung."

"I am" Bruce shouts back. "That's why she's doing the grass."

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