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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman waiting to be shot by a firing squad. They decide that as each one is stood against the wall he should shout a warning to cause a panic and in the confusion he could escape. The Englishman was first and as the squad were taking aim he yelled at the top of his voice "Earthquake!!". There was utter chaos, and while everyone was rushing around he climbed over the wall and escaped. The next day the Scotsman was taken outside. He did the same and screamed "Stampede!!". Utter confusion again and he also escaped. Next came the turn of the Irishman, he was marched out and placed against the wall as were the other two. The firing squad took aim and Paddy shouted out..."Fire!!"
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