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A hillbilly woman is spreading fertilizer around her fields, handful by handful. Her husband comes out of the shack. "Girly Sue! What you done gone doin' that for? Ya know ya can jest do it easier!"
The husband whips out a stick of dynamite, and places it under their outhouse, which is conveniently located in the middle of their crop. All of the sh*t flies sky high, with the man's mother inside. She lands on the ground, and seems dead. The hillbillies come up and ask her if she's okay.
"I'm okay, but I sure am glad I didn't let that one loose inside the house!"
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