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A man walked into a dentist's office one day and asked the dentist how much it would cost to extract his wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist said.

"Why that's a ridiculous amount," the man replied. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to about sixty dollars."

"That's still too expensive for me," the man complained.

"Okay," the dentist tried, "if I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging twenty dollars."

The cheap customer moaned, "It's still too much for me."

The dentist scratched his head. "Hm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just ten dollars."

"Wonderful!" said the man. "Book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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