Hilarious Jokes...
Like the funny pictures section, how could this be a proper humour site without a huge database of jokes? It couldn't, so here's a huge database of jokes...
"Eighty dollars," the dentist said.
"Why that's a ridiculous amount," the man replied. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to about sixty dollars."
"That's still too expensive for me," the man complained.
"Okay," the dentist tried, "if I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging twenty dollars."
The cheap customer moaned, "It's still too much for me."
The dentist scratched his head. "Hm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just ten dollars."
"Wonderful!" said the man. "Book my wife for next Tuesday!"
