Hilarious Jokes...

Like the funny pictures section, how could this be a proper humour site without a huge database of jokes? It couldn't, so here's a huge database of jokes...

Larry goes to see his travel agent.

"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"

"Yes, but I need to ask for something different."

"Go ahead ask me."

"You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant."

"Yes, but. . ."

"And the year before you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant."

"Yes, but. . ."

"And the year before that I went to Bali and when I returned my wife was pregnant."

"Yes."

"Well! Could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her with me?"