Hilarious Jokes...

Two Italians and a Pollock go into a bar. The Pollock doesn't have a girlfriend and the Italians feel sorry for him. They explain to him that if he studies their moves, he'll be able to pick up women.

So the first Italian walks up to this blonde chick and goes, "Hey baby, ya' wanna leave here?"

She goes, "I'd love to-but we can't go to my house. My parents will kill me if they see me with you."

He goes, "That's okay. We'll go to my house," and they leave.

The second Italian says, "That's nothing. Watch me in action and learn!"

So he walks up to some blonde and says, "Hey baby, ya' wanna' leave here?"

She replies, "I'd love to-but we can't go to my house. My husband will kill me if he sees me with you."

He says, "That's okay. We'll go to my house," and they leave.

Now the Pollock's alone and he says to himself, "I think this looks pretty easy. I think I'll try it."

So the Pollock walks up to this brunette and says, "Hey baby, how do ya' wanna' leave here?"

She goes, "I'd love to-but I can't. I'm on my menstrual cycle."

He says, "That's okay. We'll go on my moped."